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Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Stephanie - May 23, 2006 2:06:27 am PDT #5612 of 10002
Trust my rage

vw, call! It might be perfect! (It's so easy to be optimistic for someone else.)


vw bug - May 23, 2006 2:11:00 am PDT #5613 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I'm gonna...at 8am. It looks like it's about three to four blocks from the T station, which isn't too bad. There are no pictures, so I don't know what it looks like, but it sure sounds nice. It's got a private, fenced-in back yard! Toto could have a back yard! I could have BBQs!

I'm betting it's about $2,000 a month. Just a guess...


vw bug - May 23, 2006 3:12:46 am PDT #5614 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Well, I was right on with my guesstimate. The apartment would be about $2,000. They haven't actually decided on a price yet, but he said it would be around that. Oh, well. I had to call...


Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2006 3:20:23 am PDT #5615 of 10002
What is even happening?

(Would that be Wallybubs? Billybees? Mole rats!)

Wallyteas.


vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:22:39 am PDT #5616 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I need someone to smite Not!Emily for me. Or a good curse would work too.

And while you're at it, smite the cockroaches so I don't have to do all this prep work for tomorrow.


Calli - May 23, 2006 4:33:50 am PDT #5617 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Could we sic the cockroaches on Not!Emily? He'd have to spend the next hour or seven killing them, which would be punishment and practical.


vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:36:59 am PDT #5618 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

It would probably just prove his point.

He's not helping with anything today, because "it's pointless. You can't get rid of cockroaches."

So, this is my problem. I get to get everything ready. I'm so angry I could spit.


Ailleann - May 23, 2006 4:55:21 am PDT #5619 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Wow. Sounds like Not!Emily's a real jackass.


vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:56:00 am PDT #5620 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Not the response I expected from a clean-freak.


sj - May 23, 2006 5:08:33 am PDT #5621 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

May Not!Emily be plagued with cockroaches in his next apartment and every place he lives after that.