I need someone to smite Not!Emily for me. Or a good curse would work too.
And while you're at it, smite the cockroaches so I don't have to do all this prep work for tomorrow.
Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
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vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:22:39 am PDT #5616 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Calli - May 23, 2006 4:33:50 am PDT #5617 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Could we sic the cockroaches on Not!Emily? He'd have to spend the next hour or seven killing them, which would be punishment and practical.
vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:36:59 am PDT #5618 of 10002
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It would probably just prove his point.
He's not helping with anything today, because "it's pointless. You can't get rid of cockroaches."
So, this is my problem. I get to get everything ready. I'm so angry I could spit.
Ailleann - May 23, 2006 4:55:21 am PDT #5619 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Wow. Sounds like Not!Emily's a real jackass.
vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:56:00 am PDT #5620 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Not the response I expected from a clean-freak.
sj - May 23, 2006 5:08:33 am PDT #5621 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
May Not!Emily be plagued with cockroaches in his next apartment and every place he lives after that.
Ailleann - May 23, 2006 5:10:20 am PDT #5622 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Oooh! Or those crazy bugs that aren't millipedes, but have a million legs and feelers that are longer than their bodies ! Those wig me out.
(whitefont for the squeamish)
Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2006 5:12:31 am PDT #5623 of 10002
What is even happening?
To be fair to not!Emily, apartments that sit over restaurants are not going to be free of roaches for long. The roaches ride in with the food stuffs delivered to the restaurant. I'd still want the apartment treated, because it would at least mitigate the problem, but it's not going to make that big of a difference for that long.
Megan E. - May 23, 2006 5:23:25 am PDT #5624 of 10002
Harvey the wheelcover king: [link]
I love that there is a bottle marked "Alcohol" right beside him.
JZ - May 23, 2006 5:35:41 am PDT #5625 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
To be fair to not!Emily, apartments that sit over restaurants are not going to be free of roaches for long. The roaches ride in with the food stuffs delivered to the restaurant. I'd still want the apartment treated, because it would at least mitigate the problem, but it's not going to make that big of a difference for that long.
Pffft. I feel no need to be fair to not!Emily at all. Whether or not it'll do any good in the long run, it's happening now, and it wouldn't kill him to help out a little.