You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.

Tracy ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2006 3:20:23 am PDT #5615 of 10002
What is even happening?

(Would that be Wallybubs? Billybees? Mole rats!)

Wallyteas.


vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:22:39 am PDT #5616 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I need someone to smite Not!Emily for me. Or a good curse would work too.

And while you're at it, smite the cockroaches so I don't have to do all this prep work for tomorrow.


Calli - May 23, 2006 4:33:50 am PDT #5617 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Could we sic the cockroaches on Not!Emily? He'd have to spend the next hour or seven killing them, which would be punishment and practical.


vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:36:59 am PDT #5618 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

It would probably just prove his point.

He's not helping with anything today, because "it's pointless. You can't get rid of cockroaches."

So, this is my problem. I get to get everything ready. I'm so angry I could spit.


Ailleann - May 23, 2006 4:55:21 am PDT #5619 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Wow. Sounds like Not!Emily's a real jackass.


vw bug - May 23, 2006 4:56:00 am PDT #5620 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Not the response I expected from a clean-freak.


sj - May 23, 2006 5:08:33 am PDT #5621 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

May Not!Emily be plagued with cockroaches in his next apartment and every place he lives after that.


Ailleann - May 23, 2006 5:10:20 am PDT #5622 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Oooh! Or those crazy bugs that aren't millipedes, but have a million legs and feelers that are longer than their bodies ! Those wig me out.

(whitefont for the squeamish)


Topic!Cindy - May 23, 2006 5:12:31 am PDT #5623 of 10002
What is even happening?

To be fair to not!Emily, apartments that sit over restaurants are not going to be free of roaches for long. The roaches ride in with the food stuffs delivered to the restaurant. I'd still want the apartment treated, because it would at least mitigate the problem, but it's not going to make that big of a difference for that long.


Megan E. - May 23, 2006 5:23:25 am PDT #5624 of 10002

Harvey the wheelcover king: [link]

I love that there is a bottle marked "Alcohol" right beside him.