Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 17, 2006 7:39:37 pm PDT #5213 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Um. I had a weird moment earlier. I just found out that my landlord/friend Peter's best female friend is David Boreanaz's ex-wife. Peter and David are apparently still good friends.

Two degrees of separation. Weird.


Strix - May 17, 2006 7:48:59 pm PDT #5214 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Woot! Le cool, Kristin!


Spidra Webster - May 17, 2006 7:57:43 pm PDT #5215 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I did much skipping and skimming.

Happy Birthday, Vortex! I'm sorry to hear about bad backs, lost luggage, deadbeat ummfriends, etc. I wish all the Bitches what they richly deserve. You know, good things.

I'm already an hour late for the bed time I should have so I better put myself down.

And welcome back, libkitty!


Trudy Booth - May 17, 2006 7:58:57 pm PDT #5216 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And you'll be lounging around in bikinis whenver possible I take it?

Kristin, the last email I got from you was on May 5.


Pix - May 17, 2006 8:03:36 pm PDT #5217 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Trudy, weird. I sent you one on the 9th and another one on the 14th. I'll try re-sending. Same email, right?


Pix - May 17, 2006 8:11:20 pm PDT #5218 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Cereal:

Resent. My mac account is fine in receiving but seems to be flaky in sending. The emails likely will come from the yahoo account.


P.M. Marc - May 17, 2006 8:16:57 pm PDT #5219 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Kristin, that's weird, but kind of nifty.

I just discovered I am out of eyeliner and mascara. What's good that can be bought at Target?

Max Factor mascaras are generally pretty good. I like their 2000 Calorie Mascara, and have been using it off and on for over a decade. Eyeliner, I'd probably go Revlon, but it's been so long since I used a pencil that I'm pulling that one out of my rear. Allyson likes the purple liquid Wet n' Wild, and I had decent luck with it, so there's that option.


Lee - May 17, 2006 8:19:15 pm PDT #5220 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Thanks Plei! And Ailleann, too!


Typo Boy - May 17, 2006 8:33:19 pm PDT #5221 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

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So apparently our ancestors were human chimp hybrids. The real humans died out. Y'know, that explains a lot.

t Just to be clear: I'm not accidentally distorting the meaning of that story. I'm doing it on purpose.


vw bug - May 18, 2006 1:11:19 am PDT #5222 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Um...anyone around?

t Jilli Whitefont I killed a cockroach in the kitchen this morning. WHAT DO I DO????

edited to whitefont for the Jilli-types