Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:35:19 pm PDT #494 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd even like to go to my Jamaican high school reunion, and I was only there when I was 11 and 12. My mother keeps me a bit up to date on them, though, as well as some of the kids I went to grade school with.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 2:38:20 pm PDT #495 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Does she do that pointedly telling you who got married and has kids thing?

Mine used to do that.

Show me engagement announcements of old boyfriends in the papers.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:39:40 pm PDT #496 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does she do that pointedly telling you who got married and has kids thing?

Oddly, no. Which, really, since she can pointedly make the weather about my single childlessness is quite weird indeed. Or maybe it's just too obvious for her, and she wants to keep me on my toes.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 2:40:38 pm PDT #497 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Mine started making noises about another grandchild while they ewre here two weeks ago.

I told her to talk to my siblings.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:42:17 pm PDT #498 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mine started making noises about another grandchild while they ewre here two weeks ago.

Say it ain't so! I'd hope that if I managed to pop one out, the mother's union rules would mean she'd have to stop.

But I guess they can't tell you that, or you might not bother having the first once, since it's only a nudge-nudge-nag reprieve, not an end to it.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 2:43:02 pm PDT #499 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think grandkids are like tatoos and chips.

You can't have just one.


NoiseDesign - Apr 20, 2006 2:45:56 pm PDT #500 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

They're good with dip too.


JZ - Apr 20, 2006 2:58:28 pm PDT #501 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

They're good with dip too.

Especially the toes.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 20, 2006 3:17:57 pm PDT #502 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Breeders = Weirdos.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 3:28:02 pm PDT #503 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWAH!

How do you pronounce "Phwooargh"?