River: I know you have questions. Mal: That would be why I just asked them.

'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Apr 20, 2006 2:58:28 pm PDT #501 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

They're good with dip too.

Especially the toes.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 20, 2006 3:17:57 pm PDT #502 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Breeders = Weirdos.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 3:28:02 pm PDT #503 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWAH!

How do you pronounce "Phwooargh"?


brenda m - Apr 20, 2006 3:29:05 pm PDT #504 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ask Em.


JZ - Apr 20, 2006 3:30:59 pm PDT #505 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Breeders = Weirdos.

For your information, Mister Adorable Cutiehead, it's a known scientific fact that baby toes are a delicacy that may be savored by any and all humans of taste and discretion, regardless of breeding status. Are you asking me to believe that you've spent a full year with easy access to a prime set of squeakaboo toes and not indulged even once?


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2006 3:35:48 pm PDT #506 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

JZ is a vegetarian except for baby toes.

And they are tasty.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 3:36:14 pm PDT #507 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YEAH!


NoiseDesign - Apr 20, 2006 3:42:43 pm PDT #508 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

They are tasty, it's the harvesting of the toes that's such a pain. If the damned kids wouldn't scream when I came at them with the pruning shears it would be so much nicer.


billytea - Apr 20, 2006 3:44:55 pm PDT #509 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Breeders = Weirdos.

Well, of course. Consider the mechanism by which breeding occurs. What's all that about??


JZ - Apr 20, 2006 3:50:58 pm PDT #510 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

They are tasty, it's the harvesting of the toes that's such a pain.

That's why the preferred method of consumption among true aficionados is to nibble them on the vine. As a light hors d'ouvre, they're nicely finished off with a glass of prosecco and some fat baby belly raspberries. Gourmet and Cooks Illustrated are in full concordance on this, and I believe Alton Brown is planning a baby sampling show for midsummer.