That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:39:40 pm PDT #496 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does she do that pointedly telling you who got married and has kids thing?

Oddly, no. Which, really, since she can pointedly make the weather about my single childlessness is quite weird indeed. Or maybe it's just too obvious for her, and she wants to keep me on my toes.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 2:40:38 pm PDT #497 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Mine started making noises about another grandchild while they ewre here two weeks ago.

I told her to talk to my siblings.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 2:42:17 pm PDT #498 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mine started making noises about another grandchild while they ewre here two weeks ago.

Say it ain't so! I'd hope that if I managed to pop one out, the mother's union rules would mean she'd have to stop.

But I guess they can't tell you that, or you might not bother having the first once, since it's only a nudge-nudge-nag reprieve, not an end to it.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 2:43:02 pm PDT #499 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think grandkids are like tatoos and chips.

You can't have just one.


NoiseDesign - Apr 20, 2006 2:45:56 pm PDT #500 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

They're good with dip too.


JZ - Apr 20, 2006 2:58:28 pm PDT #501 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

They're good with dip too.

Especially the toes.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 20, 2006 3:17:57 pm PDT #502 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Breeders = Weirdos.


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 3:28:02 pm PDT #503 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BWAH!

How do you pronounce "Phwooargh"?


brenda m - Apr 20, 2006 3:29:05 pm PDT #504 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ask Em.


JZ - Apr 20, 2006 3:30:59 pm PDT #505 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Breeders = Weirdos.

For your information, Mister Adorable Cutiehead, it's a known scientific fact that baby toes are a delicacy that may be savored by any and all humans of taste and discretion, regardless of breeding status. Are you asking me to believe that you've spent a full year with easy access to a prime set of squeakaboo toes and not indulged even once?