Not being online yesterday, it was more like, "Holy shit!!! There's 527 new posts? WTF happened?"

Yeah, talky Bitches. I skippity skipped cuz I have zero powers of concentration.

the East Coast Bitches will rise, check the boards and be heard to utter "Holy shit, what went down? There's 200 new posts!".

I just thought it was hair and makeup talk. I didn't expect jello. Fun stuff to read.

The Aims hair had me seething with jealousy in .025 seconds, a new record. d is even more lovely than expected and meara is as lovely as always.

demi-meara:

WS, it's too bad about the skipping, because you missed Pete being ADORABLE.

Otherwise, I will not speak of the fuffle, as Jello grosses me out, but I will note that the LAistas appear to be very bendy and that any scheme that funds more shiny stuff for Jilli cannot be a bad thing.

Also, I can't believe Pete gets so shirty about being called ADORABLE, yet he has volunteered to read Winnie-The-Pooh at the F2F. Is he deluded, or just the cutest little masochist ever?

Lovely pictures, d. You have such a pretty smile! I'm sorry last night was a little rocky -- the first date after a heartbreaking split can poke all the old bruises and set them aching. Good on the guy, though, for enjoying your company and wanting to see you again. Very sensible of him.

Fay, I believe in your exotic and foreign tongue "bangs" are called "fringe." Or at least they were in 1989, the last time I was there, when the following exchange happened in my dorm bathroom:

USian Student: (looks in mirror, tugs hair, frowns. Turns to Brit Student at the next sink) I'm kind of thinking I really need to cut my bangs. What do you think?

Brit Student: (audibly recoiling) I think that's rather a personal question.

Deena! One week, roomie!

There was jello? Damn. What flavor?

It's finally Friday and the last day that I have to cover for my counterpart. Hell Week is almost over! The Good - I don't have too TOO much that I have to do today. The Bad - A crew is coming around 11am to re-do my office so I have to pack everything in it before I go to lunch.

But when they're done? Brand new office! Yay!

CASS! Come to Denver to see Counting Crows at Red Rocks.

There was jello? Damn. What flavor?

I pictured it as "blue flavor."

Oh my. So much jello.

I'm going to the theater tonight with a bunch of friends. We're seeing Menopause: The Musical, which makes me laugh just thinking about it. Apparently four women meet in Bloomingdale's lingerie department, and they wind up filking songs from the '60s and '70s, making "Staying Alive" into "Staying Awake," and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" into "My Husband Sleeps Tonight." Should be fun.

Holy Hannah! Can we COMM the last 250 posts? No one should miss the jello-girl/boy-Brit-Scot-smackdown of the year! Hee.

Aimee, that cut is smokin'! I think I'm glad you left the bangs long, they draw a lot more attention to your eyes and cheekbones that way.

JZ is beyond glowing, she's effulgent. Baby belly! Squeeee!

d, you take a fantastic picture! Another foamy Buffista to add to our portfolio.

That's all I got. Work calls and it's not exactly a dulcet voice I'm hearing.

Presentation rough draft is done. Phew. That was a lot of work.

I missed all the fun.

d, you're very pretty!

I woke up with the migraine from hell and the meds don't seem to be working. The up side is that I got to enjoy last night's thread antics. You guys is funny.

off to email work and say I won't be in.