Not a beach ball. A fertility statue? Yes. Pornstar boobies? Yes. She went from between B-C cup, to Double D. She pokes at them a lot in amazement.

The Boobie Fairy is such a sweetheart.

I had no stretch marks with Owen but two teeny, symetrical ones on my belly with Olivia. Having seen my mother, if I were to push my luck with more kids, I'd be scary stretch mark lady. Eh. No big. Not like I was into belly-baring fashion in the first place.

We have to be ready for the airport shuttle at 5 a.m. tomorrow. Ass crack of dawn, really. I'm too grouchy in pain to stand anymore tonight so I told DH to head up to the casino with a few people from work so I can rest and finish up a Veronica Mars DVD.

Having seen my mother, if I were to push my luck with more kids, I'd be scary stretch mark lady. Eh. No big. Not like I was into belly-baring fashion in the first place.

Well, she did have twins.

Exceptionally pretty twins.

I have stretch marks already from my recent weight gain and no cutie baby to show for it.

I am vain. I am going to the stylist.

This is what I'm getting. [link]

I've met about two people in my life who were not albinos who could wear their cool level 0 shade. (Well, three if you count Pete, but he won't let us put the C0 on him to test that theory, the wanker.)

Huh. Funny the things you find when you search for your name...

Oh, I'l get you back, young Plei, just see if I don't.

That's a gorgeous cut, Aimee. I can easily imagine that on you.

Thanks!!

Is meara around? I have a confession. I like Jade.

Dude! Are you SERIOUS?? She's CRAZY! OK, i mean, I liked her when she kissed the cockroach. But the making up her own words? The evilness? the everything? Geeez.

Town Shop altered my bras. To make them perfect. For free.

Aww, I need to go there!

Here is a bra fit calculator if you want to attempt it yourself: link

Except that just takes the inches-around-below-bosom and makes it your band size. I thought there was more to it than that? Because there's no way in HELL I'm a D cup. Not any kind of D cup.

Except that just takes the inches-around-below-bosom and makes it your band size. I thought there was more to it than that? Because there's no way in HELL I'm a D cup. Not any kind of D cup.

You're right. You're supposed to add 5 inches for band size, or that is how VS teaches it.

Aww, I need to go there!

They are seriously the awesomist bra shop ever. When I went there to buy a strapless bra, they had me try on about a zillion different ones, then finally figured out that the one that would fit me was up two cup sizes and down one band size from my normal bra size, and then altered to make the band about an inch and a half shorter. (Just going to a smaller band size didn't work -- the proportions were off, or something.) I've gone there a bunch of times with "I have this dress. I need a bra to wear under it," and they've always had something.