Love makes you do the wacky.

Willow ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 1:53:14 pm PDT #3820 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I think you and she are about the same height. brenda's a bit taller than me, but not overly so.


billytea - May 10, 2006 2:39:06 pm PDT #3821 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

NotEmily is going to Sweden? Also yay!, since in my household we currently hate the Swedes.

Is there a story behind this, or was it more "Volvos. What's up with that?"


Burrell - May 10, 2006 2:39:36 pm PDT #3822 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You can, but sadly, research has pretty well shown that it's a genetic predisposition and creams won't do much more than soothe the itching.

yeah, yeah, just anecdotal evidence, I know, but I got stretch marks with adolescence and even with nursing, and my mom and sister both are prone to stretch marks as well. I just assumed I'd get them. But my belly came through.


Jessica - May 10, 2006 3:14:21 pm PDT #3823 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anyone got a million bucks just lying around? I want this condo, and would like someone to buy it for me.


Aims - May 10, 2006 3:15:43 pm PDT #3824 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

writes Jessica a check


Jessica - May 10, 2006 3:16:21 pm PDT #3825 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Woo hoo! You can stay in the spare bedroom anytime.

(The smallest room in that place is bigger than the largest room in our current apartment. <cries>)


Aims - May 10, 2006 3:18:21 pm PDT #3826 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

moves in with Jessica

brings baby and dog


Aims - May 10, 2006 3:25:33 pm PDT #3827 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

QUANDRY! QUANDRY!

I double scheduled! Therapy at 5:45 tomorrow, hair at 5:30. Neither can change! WHAT. DO. I. DO??????

(Had therapy last Monday. Had last haircut a brazillian years ago.)


tommyrot - May 10, 2006 3:28:38 pm PDT #3828 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tell your therapist to meet you at the salon. Then you can have both done at the same time....


Trudy Booth - May 10, 2006 3:36:42 pm PDT #3829 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tell your therapist to meet you at the salon. Then you can have both done at the same time....

It is LA...