Anyone got a million bucks just lying around? I want this condo, and would like someone to buy it for me.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - May 10, 2006 3:14:21 pm PDT #3823 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims - May 10, 2006 3:15:43 pm PDT #3824 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
writes Jessica a check
Jessica - May 10, 2006 3:16:21 pm PDT #3825 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Woo hoo! You can stay in the spare bedroom anytime.
(The smallest room in that place is bigger than the largest room in our current apartment. <cries>)
Aims - May 10, 2006 3:18:21 pm PDT #3826 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
moves in with Jessica
brings baby and dog
Aims - May 10, 2006 3:25:33 pm PDT #3827 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
QUANDRY! QUANDRY!
I double scheduled! Therapy at 5:45 tomorrow, hair at 5:30. Neither can change! WHAT. DO. I. DO??????
(Had therapy last Monday. Had last haircut a brazillian years ago.)
tommyrot - May 10, 2006 3:28:38 pm PDT #3828 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tell your therapist to meet you at the salon. Then you can have both done at the same time....
Trudy Booth - May 10, 2006 3:36:42 pm PDT #3829 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tell your therapist to meet you at the salon. Then you can have both done at the same time....
It is LA...
Cashmere - May 10, 2006 3:37:02 pm PDT #3830 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Not a beach ball. A fertility statue? Yes. Pornstar boobies? Yes. She went from between B-C cup, to Double D. She pokes at them a lot in amazement.
The Boobie Fairy is such a sweetheart.
I had no stretch marks with Owen but two teeny, symetrical ones on my belly with Olivia. Having seen my mother, if I were to push my luck with more kids, I'd be scary stretch mark lady. Eh. No big. Not like I was into belly-baring fashion in the first place.
We have to be ready for the airport shuttle at 5 a.m. tomorrow. Ass crack of dawn, really. I'm too grouchy in pain to stand anymore tonight so I told DH to head up to the casino with a few people from work so I can rest and finish up a Veronica Mars DVD.
Trudy Booth - May 10, 2006 3:38:50 pm PDT #3831 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Having seen my mother, if I were to push my luck with more kids, I'd be scary stretch mark lady. Eh. No big. Not like I was into belly-baring fashion in the first place.
Well, she did have twins.
Exceptionally pretty twins.
sj - May 10, 2006 3:39:50 pm PDT #3832 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I have stretch marks already from my recent weight gain and no cutie baby to show for it.