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Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 10, 2006 1:23:26 pm PDT #3815 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not a beach ball, but I'm massively bustier than I used to be and my waist has kind of disappeared;

You mean you look like me? I've got the stretch marks, too.


Topic!Cindy - May 10, 2006 1:30:18 pm PDT #3816 of 10002
What is even happening?

You can, but sadly, research has pretty well shown that it's a genetic predisposition and creams won't do much more than soothe the itching.

Not that I'm bitter.

I was going to say, I didn't get one stretch mark any of my three pregnancies, and I didn't moisturize my belly with anything. I remember my OB commenting on it. I didn't get huge when pregnant, but I gained between 25-30 pounds with each of the boys. With Julia, it was a little different, because I lost weight at first, then was on partial bedrast later, and was sick at the end. I can't remember what I gained. At one point, I remember being excited that I'd gained 18 lbs.

Stretch marks -- ehn. I've had stretch marks on my boobs since they had their first real growth spurt when I was 17. Already lived with 'em for 20 years, I can stand a few more.

I did get puberty stretch marks on my breasts and hips, but they were faded before I ever noticed them, and I'm so fair they blend.


JZ - May 10, 2006 1:31:01 pm PDT #3817 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

You mean you look like me?

Only shorter, and distinctly lacking in the pretty flaxen blonde.


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 1:46:47 pm PDT #3818 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I dig this shirt [link] a whole lot, but I'm waistless, so I'm not sure how it would look on me.

JZ, you're shorter than brenda? Really? You photograph taller.


JZ - May 10, 2006 1:50:00 pm PDT #3819 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I'm a bit under 5'5", and IIRC from previous meetings, brenda either actually is rather taller or at least carries herself and projects taller.


ChiKat - May 10, 2006 1:53:14 pm PDT #3820 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I think you and she are about the same height. brenda's a bit taller than me, but not overly so.


billytea - May 10, 2006 2:39:06 pm PDT #3821 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

NotEmily is going to Sweden? Also yay!, since in my household we currently hate the Swedes.

Is there a story behind this, or was it more "Volvos. What's up with that?"


Burrell - May 10, 2006 2:39:36 pm PDT #3822 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You can, but sadly, research has pretty well shown that it's a genetic predisposition and creams won't do much more than soothe the itching.

yeah, yeah, just anecdotal evidence, I know, but I got stretch marks with adolescence and even with nursing, and my mom and sister both are prone to stretch marks as well. I just assumed I'd get them. But my belly came through.


Jessica - May 10, 2006 3:14:21 pm PDT #3823 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Anyone got a million bucks just lying around? I want this condo, and would like someone to buy it for me.


Aims - May 10, 2006 3:15:43 pm PDT #3824 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

writes Jessica a check