You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 10, 2006 5:29:45 am PDT #3661 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Lovely pictures, Calli! And I'm in love with your captions.


Jars - May 10, 2006 5:30:56 am PDT #3662 of 10002

It is getting more and more difficult in this world to buy non-padded bras. Argh.


beekaytee - May 10, 2006 5:31:15 am PDT #3663 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Pale Blue Nation, represent!

::does secret handshake involving a turned hand on the forehead in that Victorian fainty couch way::

I'm fond of saying that I have a Gothic palor...you know...the recently bled look.

I'm like that see-through anatomy doll. Wanna see my vascular system? Don't have to look too hard...


Jessica - May 10, 2006 5:31:53 am PDT #3664 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, are you an olive pale, or a pinky pale? You always seem olive-y to me, in photos.

I'm pink/blue -- practically transparent.


Amy - May 10, 2006 5:32:21 am PDT #3665 of 10002
Because books.

I'm like that see-through anatomy doll. Wanna see my vascular system? Don't have to look too hard...

This is me. The veins in my arms and hands are pretty scary.


Calli - May 10, 2006 5:42:20 am PDT #3666 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Thanks, JZ!

My veins can get pretty fierce looking, depending on what I've been doing lately. I don't have particularly high blood pressure or anything (kind of the reverse), but sometimes I can see certain points pulse.


Vortex - May 10, 2006 5:53:32 am PDT #3667 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

This is why I NEVER tell my parents I'm seeing someone until it's gotten to being an actual "relationship," whatever that means.
Hil is me. My parents just don't need to know things.

I’m 33 and my parents have never met anyone that I’ve dated. I would be ita, except that they live 10 minutes away from me. Whenever there is a family event, my mother always makes a point of asking me if I’m inviting anyone.

Then hmm, let's see...the first guy I was (ahem) physically intimate with? His mother pulled a gun on me. That'll pretty much cool off any relationship.

Now, you have to tell that story, you can’t tease us like that.


Laura - May 10, 2006 5:53:55 am PDT #3668 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

Calli, your mother will be very please. Lovely pictures. Pretty color top too. (Hee on the disappearing bottom)

I'm pale when compared to many of my Florida friends, but look nearly latte when compared to the group here. I have no freckles. My Bobby does and they are too cute for words. I tan if I try, but I avoid the sun. Just walking from buildings to the car gets me plenty of color.


-t - May 10, 2006 5:54:23 am PDT #3669 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Nice pics, Calli. I love your haircut.


Nicole - May 10, 2006 5:59:27 am PDT #3670 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Great pictures, Calli!

My platelet attendant loveses me because she never has trouble finding my veins.

ION ~ OMG I have so much to do today. Half of the department is out today, my counter-part included, and I swear I don't even know where to start. I know that posting here isn't going to help me get anything done. And yet...

Also - let it be noted that I started this post at least 15 minutes ago. I was about to post when a co-worker came in to chat. Right when he was leaving, I saw another co-worker walk by my office and I had to chase her down to check out her new hair-do. I should get some kind of prize today for my time wasting skills.