Oh, shit! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - May 08, 2006 5:23:28 am PDT #3323 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Jars - May 08, 2006 5:24:34 am PDT #3324 of 10002
Congratulations! New tiny people are the best of all yays! YAY!
askye - May 08, 2006 5:25:27 am PDT #3325 of 10002
Thrive to spite them
Whoo hoo!! Congrats Zmayhem Family!!!
Cashmere - May 08, 2006 5:26:17 am PDT #3326 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
HOLY CRAP! WOOOOOOOT! Yay for more members of Team Zmayhem!
billytea - May 08, 2006 5:28:17 am PDT #3327 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Congrats to the both of you! Wait, the three of you! Should we include Emmett too? The four of you! (Our three main weapons are...)
tommyrot - May 08, 2006 5:30:21 am PDT #3328 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Our three main weapons are...
...are Zmayhem, Zmayhem, Zmayhem and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
JZ - May 08, 2006 5:36:06 am PDT #3329 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Though, sadly, this means no corsetry for me at the F2F. On the other hand, making a whole new human being!
Should we include Emmett too?
Emmett is thus far distinctly un-thrilled. I'm trying to seduce him with displays of my newfound proficiency at expelling gas (man, pregnancy makes you gassy; not enough of the books warn you sufficiently about that) and all the grown-ups in his life are being kind and solicitous and trying to reassure him that it won't be a train wreck for him, but at present he is extremely skeptical.
Fay - May 08, 2006 5:37:26 am PDT #3330 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Congratulations, Team Zmayhem!!!!
Fanbloodytastic news!
Nora Deirdre - May 08, 2006 5:39:02 am PDT #3331 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh, my! Wonderful news! Congratulations, you guys.
Toddson - May 08, 2006 5:42:58 am PDT #3332 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oh, congratulations to David and JZ!