Our three main weapons are...
...are Zmayhem, Zmayhem, Zmayhem and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 08, 2006 5:30:21 am PDT #3328 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - May 08, 2006 5:36:06 am PDT #3329 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Though, sadly, this means no corsetry for me at the F2F. On the other hand, making a whole new human being!
Should we include Emmett too?
Emmett is thus far distinctly un-thrilled. I'm trying to seduce him with displays of my newfound proficiency at expelling gas (man, pregnancy makes you gassy; not enough of the books warn you sufficiently about that) and all the grown-ups in his life are being kind and solicitous and trying to reassure him that it won't be a train wreck for him, but at present he is extremely skeptical.
Fay - May 08, 2006 5:37:26 am PDT #3330 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Congratulations, Team Zmayhem!!!!
Fanbloodytastic news!
Nora Deirdre - May 08, 2006 5:39:02 am PDT #3331 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh, my! Wonderful news! Congratulations, you guys.
Toddson - May 08, 2006 5:42:58 am PDT #3332 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oh, congratulations to David and JZ!
SuziQ - May 08, 2006 5:45:28 am PDT #3333 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Most joyus congratulations to Team Zmayhem!!!
beekaytee - May 08, 2006 5:46:05 am PDT #3334 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Ooooh! Bestest blessing to the Zmayhems. How wonderful for you! ohlovelylovelylovely
beth b - May 08, 2006 5:47:30 am PDT #3335 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
hooray!
yay!
wheee!
a new little person near me!
Steph L. - May 08, 2006 5:55:06 am PDT #3336 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Go good news! Choose good news!
'Bout damn time....
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Okay, snark over. I kid because I love.
I love you both, insanely so, and I'm giddy happy for you. Like, full of Tigger-bounces.
::bounce bounce::
Nicole - May 08, 2006 5:58:48 am PDT #3337 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
JZ & Hec - that is amazing and wonderful news!!!
Congratulations!
Emmett's going to be a big brother. Aw!
Though, sadly, this means no corsetry for me at the F2F.
Quite alright. We've seen you in corsetry, and while you are gorgeous and we'd love to see you in corsetry again, we've never seen you pregnant before. *That* will be new.