Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - May 07, 2006 2:02:03 pm PDT #3251 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

VW, I just realized I used your real name, so I will go back and edit, if you want to too.


vw bug - May 07, 2006 2:02:34 pm PDT #3252 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Nah...it's fine.


Lee - May 07, 2006 2:03:04 pm PDT #3253 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh well-- I already edited.


§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:14:57 pm PDT #3254 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would be digging around desperately trying to find that two grand. My lord. Exposed brick makes me weak in the good way. And that's just the start.

::turns over sofa looking for cushion change::

::realises she doesn't have a sofa::

Laura, I love those dresses and the idea that you'd wear the second one all the time. It's so pretty--way prettier than anything I have. Cool.

My parents don't send me cards. I don't they ever have. Sometimes they call, but I'm not much of an occasion person. You can forget Christmas or my birthday and I won't hold it against you.


Pix - May 07, 2006 2:16:38 pm PDT #3255 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

So I've started a load of laundry and have my next load on call in a basket. That's enough productivity for today, right?


§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:17:56 pm PDT #3256 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fuck.

Laundry.

Right.

Someone should make me dinner then.

That's only fair.


NoiseDesign - May 07, 2006 2:18:47 pm PDT #3257 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I have to do laundry when I get home from work.


Lee - May 07, 2006 2:20:15 pm PDT #3258 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am one quarter short of being able to do 2 loads, so now I am debating if doing one load is worth it, or if I should wait until tomorrow.


Pix - May 07, 2006 2:21:30 pm PDT #3259 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

Someone should make me dinner then.

I'd volunteer, but that would require leaving my sofa.

Seriously, though, ita, I would love to grab a meal with you sometime. I can't believe I've lived here almost a year and not met you yet.


§ ita § - May 07, 2006 2:25:39 pm PDT #3260 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't believe I've lived here almost a year and not met you yet.

I can, but I have the inside track on how lame I am. And I pretend it's not visible from the outside. In fact, I just messed up my plans for today, because I am that lame. Seeing people I don't already see is nigh unheard of in my life.

Obviously you need to start krav! Then I will see you, and then we can do dinner.

But more seriously--remember when I mentioned a Valley location? They've opened the first of two just around Sepulveda and Ventura Blvd, and the second one opens right nearby in a week. So iffen you want to try it out, just give me a holler and I'll give you the details.

Which in no way mitigates the fact we should do dinner.