Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Can it be ready, just bland, when he gets home, sj?
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I need a very tall boyfriend, obviously, since I've put stuff where I can't get it back down.
This statement doesn't even parse in my 2-stepstools, plus a long-handled grabby thing in the kitchen world.
Not that I would object in any way to a tall boyfriend, mind you.
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This statement doesn't even parse in my 2-stepstools, plus a long-handled grabby thing in the kitchen world.
Long-handled grabby thing is a recipe for knockover disaster for me. I do have a stepstool, but I don't like how it looks, and hide it far away.
Long-handled grabby thing is a recipe for knockover disaster for me. I do have a stepstool, but I don't like how it looks, and hide it far away.
I don't have much choice. I'm barely 5'3" (5'2 1/2" if you believe my GP's nurse. I don't choose to), and I'm the tall one in my household.
Your plan has a tremendous amount of potential, though.
I do have a stepstool, but I don't like how it looks, and hide it far away.
I have one that's fairly ugly, but it folds up and fits in between my fridge and the wall. I use it with frequency.
Epic, I'm 5'3", too. We buy our underwear in the same place and are the same height. We are TWINS!!
eta: AND! I am the tall one in my household too!!! Of course, the only other one in my household is a cat, but still, I'm WAY taller than him.
We have a stepladder in the kitchen, since the BF (aka "Tally McHeightypants") puts everything very very high. Since he does 95% of the cooking, however, I don't mind that I can't reach half our stuff without climbing.
At 5'8, I'm mildly resentful when I need to get stuff off the top shelf. On the other hand, this kitchen has more cupboard space than I can properly use (well, if you don't count that there's nowhere to put the mop or the garbage can), so I'm not up there that often, and I mostly just kneel on the counter.
Can I have some of your cupboards? I have very little storage space, which is why I use my stepladder all the time. I have to use every bit of shelf space I have.
Epic, I'm 5'3", too. We buy our underwear in the same place and are the same height. We are TWINS!!
Always wondered when I'd meet my doppleganger. I guess the answer is...2 weeks from today. Meep!
Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to. Just y'know, blonde and stuff.
Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to.
Nope, but you just did, so it's good.
Just y'know, blonde and stuff.
SEE??? I'm blonde, too. TWINS, I tell ya.