Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 2:27:29 pm PDT #2702 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I do have a stepstool, but I don't like how it looks, and hide it far away.

I have one that's fairly ugly, but it folds up and fits in between my fridge and the wall. I use it with frequency.

Epic, I'm 5'3", too. We buy our underwear in the same place and are the same height. We are TWINS!!

eta: AND! I am the tall one in my household too!!! Of course, the only other one in my household is a cat, but still, I'm WAY taller than him.


Scrappy - May 04, 2006 2:28:13 pm PDT #2703 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We have a stepladder in the kitchen, since the BF (aka "Tally McHeightypants") puts everything very very high. Since he does 95% of the cooking, however, I don't mind that I can't reach half our stuff without climbing.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 2:31:08 pm PDT #2704 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At 5'8, I'm mildly resentful when I need to get stuff off the top shelf. On the other hand, this kitchen has more cupboard space than I can properly use (well, if you don't count that there's nowhere to put the mop or the garbage can), so I'm not up there that often, and I mostly just kneel on the counter.


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 2:35:35 pm PDT #2705 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Can I have some of your cupboards? I have very little storage space, which is why I use my stepladder all the time. I have to use every bit of shelf space I have.


EpicTangent - May 04, 2006 2:35:51 pm PDT #2706 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic, I'm 5'3", too. We buy our underwear in the same place and are the same height. We are TWINS!!

Always wondered when I'd meet my doppleganger. I guess the answer is...2 weeks from today. Meep!

Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to. Just y'know, blonde and stuff.


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 2:38:51 pm PDT #2707 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to.

Nope, but you just did, so it's good.

Just y'know, blonde and stuff.

SEE??? I'm blonde, too. TWINS, I tell ya.


sj - May 04, 2006 2:39:27 pm PDT #2708 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm 4'11'', which I think Dave seems to have forgotten, because I was going to make the salad and I just noticed that the salad bowl is way up high too.


Pix - May 04, 2006 2:42:56 pm PDT #2709 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I'm 5'1" on a tall day.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 2:53:10 pm PDT #2710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm about 5'10 today. It's so fun now that I can walk in a wider variety of heels.


Pix - May 04, 2006 3:00:44 pm PDT #2711 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I'm about 5'10 today. It's so fun now that I can walk in a wider variety of heels.

I love wearing my high gothy boots. I'm 5'6" in those suckers!