You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - May 04, 2006 2:35:51 pm PDT #2706 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic, I'm 5'3", too. We buy our underwear in the same place and are the same height. We are TWINS!!

Always wondered when I'd meet my doppleganger. I guess the answer is...2 weeks from today. Meep!

Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to. Just y'know, blonde and stuff.


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 2:38:51 pm PDT #2707 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to.

Nope, but you just did, so it's good.

Just y'know, blonde and stuff.

SEE??? I'm blonde, too. TWINS, I tell ya.


sj - May 04, 2006 2:39:27 pm PDT #2708 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm 4'11'', which I think Dave seems to have forgotten, because I was going to make the salad and I just noticed that the salad bowl is way up high too.


Pix - May 04, 2006 2:42:56 pm PDT #2709 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I'm 5'1" on a tall day.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 2:53:10 pm PDT #2710 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm about 5'10 today. It's so fun now that I can walk in a wider variety of heels.


Pix - May 04, 2006 3:00:44 pm PDT #2711 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.

I'm about 5'10 today. It's so fun now that I can walk in a wider variety of heels.

I love wearing my high gothy boots. I'm 5'6" in those suckers!


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 3:10:44 pm PDT #2712 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't go as far as calling my extreme boots gothy. Possibly hookerish. I went out with some krav folks wearing these and was quite chuffed to be taller than the guy who calls himself 6'2.


Aims - May 04, 2006 3:18:14 pm PDT #2713 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

[link]

I want these.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 04, 2006 3:19:19 pm PDT #2714 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'm 5'1" on a tall day.

She is 'Teh Wee'.


Lee - May 04, 2006 3:21:21 pm PDT #2715 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I missed the memo on the kind of heels Aimee and ita just linked to. I think they are too '70s or something for me.