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Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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EpicTangent - May 04, 2006 2:35:51 pm PDT #2706 of 10002

Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Epic, I'm 5'3", too. We buy our underwear in the same place and are the same height. We are TWINS!!

Always wondered when I'd meet my doppleganger. I guess the answer is...2 weeks from today. Meep!

Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to. Just y'know, blonde and stuff.

ChiKat - May 04, 2006 2:38:51 pm PDT #2707 of 10002

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh, by the by, did I ever confirm my spot in your room on Saturday after Prom? 'Cuz, I meant to.

Nope, but you just did, so it's good.

Just y'know, blonde and stuff.

SEE??? I'm blonde, too. TWINS, I tell ya.

sj - May 04, 2006 2:39:27 pm PDT #2708 of 10002

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I'm 4'11'', which I think Dave seems to have forgotten, because I was going to make the salad and I just noticed that the salad bowl is way up high too.

Pix - May 04, 2006 2:42:56 pm PDT #2709 of 10002

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm 5'1" on a tall day.

§ ita § - May 04, 2006 2:53:10 pm PDT #2710 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm about 5'10 today. It's so fun now that I can walk in a wider variety of heels.

Pix - May 04, 2006 3:00:44 pm PDT #2711 of 10002

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm about 5'10 today. It's so fun now that I can walk in a wider variety of heels.

I love wearing my high gothy boots. I'm 5'6" in those suckers!

§ ita § - May 04, 2006 3:10:44 pm PDT #2712 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't go as far as calling my extreme boots gothy. Possibly hookerish. I went out with some krav folks wearing these and was quite chuffed to be taller than the guy who calls himself 6'2.

Aims - May 04, 2006 3:18:14 pm PDT #2713 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

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I want these.

Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 04, 2006 3:19:19 pm PDT #2714 of 10002

"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'm 5'1" on a tall day.

She is 'Teh Wee'.

Lee - May 04, 2006 3:21:21 pm PDT #2715 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I missed the memo on the kind of heels Aimee and ita just linked to. I think they are too '70s or something for me.

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