Wilson is an oncologist. I run about about an equal chance of getting Happy Fun Drugs or something that pushes me into early menopause and makes me grow hair on my face. Best to step aside gracefully. So to speak. But he could still look at my funbags. I've got my "Bite Me" t-shirt on today... he'd like that. Even if it has a graphic of a female vampire mouth on it.
You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - May 04, 2006 6:23:16 am PDT #2571 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
JohnSweden - May 04, 2006 6:33:56 am PDT #2572 of 10002
I can't even.
I've got my "Bite Me" t-shirt on today... he'd like that. Even if it has a graphic of a female vampire mouth on it.
Even?!?
erikaj - May 04, 2006 6:40:24 am PDT #2573 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
He'd probably like that too. Especially if I told him I wore it to visit my dad and stepmonster once...therefore there are family photos that actually say "Bite me!" Issues? Me? Nah.
Aims - May 04, 2006 6:40:44 am PDT #2574 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I might have to buy this: [link]
Nicole - May 04, 2006 6:44:42 am PDT #2575 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
That was my second favorite, Aimee!
SuziQ - May 04, 2006 6:45:39 am PDT #2576 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Ok - at work - I just uttered the sentence "Dick's too big, will have to deal with that later" and my contract manager said "Handle Dick however you want".
Aims - May 04, 2006 6:47:20 am PDT #2577 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t DIES laughing
Fay - May 04, 2006 6:47:57 am PDT #2578 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Fabulous T Shirt, Erika.
Apropos of nothing, my friend who's off back to the UK next week has handed her class of Year 1 children over to a new teacher who rejoices in the name of Monserrat DeVille. She's told the children to call her Mrs Monser. Naturally all of them are hearing and pronouncing it as Mrs Monster.
Mrs Monster DeVille.
Best. Name. Evah.
DavidS - May 04, 2006 6:48:31 am PDT #2579 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
and have decided on an outift for me!
Beej, we're going to have to see pictures of you all dolled up.
I for one welcome our new gothic lolita overlords, and hope the prom reflects this trend.
DavidS - May 04, 2006 6:50:39 am PDT #2580 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mrs Monster DeVille.
Monster DeVille
Monster Deville
If she doesn't school you
No pedagogue will
She'll rap your knuckles
with an evil thrill
She's Monster, yes Monster DeVille