We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - May 04, 2006 6:44:42 am PDT #2575 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

That was my second favorite, Aimee!


SuziQ - May 04, 2006 6:45:39 am PDT #2576 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok - at work - I just uttered the sentence "Dick's too big, will have to deal with that later" and my contract manager said "Handle Dick however you want".


Aims - May 04, 2006 6:47:20 am PDT #2577 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t DIES laughing


Fay - May 04, 2006 6:47:57 am PDT #2578 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Fabulous T Shirt, Erika.

Apropos of nothing, my friend who's off back to the UK next week has handed her class of Year 1 children over to a new teacher who rejoices in the name of Monserrat DeVille. She's told the children to call her Mrs Monser. Naturally all of them are hearing and pronouncing it as Mrs Monster.

Mrs Monster DeVille.

Best. Name. Evah.


DavidS - May 04, 2006 6:48:31 am PDT #2579 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and have decided on an outift for me!

Beej, we're going to have to see pictures of you all dolled up.

I for one welcome our new gothic lolita overlords, and hope the prom reflects this trend.


DavidS - May 04, 2006 6:50:39 am PDT #2580 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Mrs Monster DeVille.

Monster DeVille
Monster Deville
If she doesn't school you
No pedagogue will
She'll rap your knuckles
with an evil thrill
She's Monster, yes Monster DeVille


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 7:10:56 am PDT #2581 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love that dress, Aimée. Very pretty.

I'm wearing one of those wide cincher belts today that Jilli linked to. I wish it were smoother, and didn't show hints of the skirt's waistline, but it'll do.


Aims - May 04, 2006 7:12:02 am PDT #2582 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ooooh! I am wearing my new BCBG shoes and goddamn, my toes are happy. They've been cooped up in closed-toed shoes and tights for too long.

ita, isn't that dress awesome?? I love anything that has a free hip measurement.


beekaytee - May 04, 2006 7:14:37 am PDT #2583 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Plus David? I have super short hair...dark brown with artful strokes of grey (applied by nature) . Pictures will be shared.


beekaytee - May 04, 2006 7:16:32 am PDT #2584 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I love anything that has a free hip measurement.

Right on.

I love that dress too, but I'm worried that my too-heavy upper arms might be highlighted by the poof of the short sleeve. Love the pinafore over ruffles effect behind though.