My boss uses speech software a lot of the time. Occasionally, this leads to hilarious mistranslations.

Has he ever promised a client that his support staff will be assfisting him to any extent required?

Hey, mom of Cass! So fun to have you stop by!

Can you tell her you can't make a decision right now?

That's what we did, but she sure laid on the guilt. Ugh.

Laura (who's no doubt asleep), is it Ehlers-Danlos that your family's got? Not that I have any recommendations, anyway, just curious. I know someone on lj who posts about it sometimes. I hope you find something that helps her!

I don't know Fay; we never called it anything but double-jointed. See my goofy niece: [link] Probably mild from my googling Ehlers-Danlos, but certainly over flexible joints and we all easily bruise. Helps with the yoga, but not so great for grasping things.

They only recommend Vitamin C for Ehlers-Danlos and she takes that. Hopefully the Chiro-guy has some good suggestion. A good proper brace is the main thing she needs right now to keep her thumb joints together.

{{Spidra}} Ouch. We mostly use the Dragon Medical 8 and it works wonderfully on the voice recognition. The technology has come a long way since just a few years back. Still, funny errors.

Crunchy Pecans:

Interview~ma today Spidra!

Do they call the hamburgers "beefburgers" there?

...good question. Can't recall, off the cuff - maybe not, because one quite often sees 'bacon' on menus, but 9 times out of 10 it's beef bacon. Everything pretty much is Halal as a default setting, so if something is made out of pig THEN they make a song and dance about it.

I don't know Fay

...I am thrilled to be mistaken for Emily. Thrilled. I feel slimmer and cleverer already. Go me!

Wow! I totally thought that was you Fay. I blame the hour since you are more likely to be about now. Um, they both end with y? No, I got no good excuse.

You will note that I didn't go back and edit to make you look crazy though. I think I deserve a big hug in just a few days in SF for this.

*sniff*

SF

*sniff*

All the tattoo talk yesterday was making me really wish I was going. Oh, well. I'll wait till my birthday as I was planning.

In Quebec during lobster season they have MacHomard.

I would eat the crab. Well, if I liked crab. I'd guess it's fine.

Do they, like, crash into stationary objects while walking across rooms?

Oh lord, my neighbor told me the other day that they accidentally got his beagle drunk. He had just got a full glass of whiskey and put it down on the floor to go answer the phone. Came back, glass was empty, and the dog was stumbling into the walls. Poor wee Sammie.

I was trying to be a lazy butt and went back to bed. But, then Emily called needing something, so I'm taking it as a sign that I need to be up and being productive.

I don't WANNA!

t /whine