You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 6:25:26 am PDT #1637 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I took something called something like "Economics of Developing Countries" at UCLA. Had an Egyptian professor. It was very interesting to get that perspective. Because you really don't get it enough in mainstream US society.


juliana - Apr 27, 2006 6:33:42 am PDT #1638 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Um, so, today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children? Any ideas on what I can distract these little munchkins with?


Jessica - Apr 27, 2006 6:34:37 am PDT #1639 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Television?


Tom Scola - Apr 27, 2006 6:34:54 am PDT #1640 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Distract them? I vote sell them on eBay.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 27, 2006 6:36:00 am PDT #1641 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Um, so, today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children?

Oh. My. God. This is, in my opinion, a fully justifiable reason to quit and never return.

t runs away before my head explodes and I say many awful things


Tom Scola - Apr 27, 2006 6:36:54 am PDT #1642 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Teach them to make mojitos!


SuziQ - Apr 27, 2006 6:37:36 am PDT #1643 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I second Tom's motion. I'll be over for the sampling this afternoon.


Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 6:42:40 am PDT #1644 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Matches!


juliana - Apr 27, 2006 6:43:19 am PDT #1645 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Well, see, Nora, that's because you're not A TEAM PLAYER.

(Oy vay.)

buys up all the rum, lime, and mint in the Financial District


-t - Apr 27, 2006 6:43:57 am PDT #1646 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children?

That's so wrong! It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.

Who puts Take Your Children To Work Day right after Secretaries Day? Somebody needs to lose their calendaring privileges.