Television?
I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.
Book ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Apr 27, 2006 6:34:37 am PDT #1639 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tom Scola - Apr 27, 2006 6:34:54 am PDT #1640 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Distract them? I vote sell them on eBay.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 27, 2006 6:36:00 am PDT #1641 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Um, so, today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children?
Oh. My. God. This is, in my opinion, a fully justifiable reason to quit and never return.
t runs away before my head explodes and I say many awful things
Tom Scola - Apr 27, 2006 6:36:54 am PDT #1642 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Teach them to make mojitos!
SuziQ - Apr 27, 2006 6:37:36 am PDT #1643 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I second Tom's motion. I'll be over for the sampling this afternoon.
Trudy Booth - Apr 27, 2006 6:42:40 am PDT #1644 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Matches!
juliana - Apr 27, 2006 6:43:19 am PDT #1645 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Well, see, Nora, that's because you're not A TEAM PLAYER.
(Oy vay.)
buys up all the rum, lime, and mint in the Financial District
-t - Apr 27, 2006 6:43:57 am PDT #1646 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children?
That's so wrong! It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.
Who puts Take Your Children To Work Day right after Secretaries Day? Somebody needs to lose their calendaring privileges.
vw bug - Apr 27, 2006 6:45:45 am PDT #1647 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
That's so wrong! It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.
That's so what I was gonna say!
juliana - Apr 27, 2006 6:47:03 am PDT #1648 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.
No, it's Dump The "Underprivileged" Children On All The Admins Day. We've got something like 30 kids coming from an inner-city program that we sponsor. Their parents can't take them to work, so, um, we're showing them the exciting life of admins.
On the plus side, they took us to a Giants game yesterday. So there's that.