Um, so, today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children?
Oh. My. God. This is, in my opinion, a fully justifiable reason to quit and never return.
t runs away before my head explodes and I say many awful things
Teach them to make mojitos!
I second Tom's motion. I'll be over for the sampling this afternoon.
Well, see, Nora, that's because you're not A TEAM PLAYER.
(Oy vay.)
buys up all the rum, lime, and mint in the Financial District
today is Take Your Children To Work Day? And I'm going to be responsible for the entertainment of at least 4 children?
That's so wrong! It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.
Who puts Take Your Children To Work Day right after Secretaries Day? Somebody needs to lose their calendaring privileges.
That's so wrong! It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.
That's so what I was gonna say!
It's not Dump Your Children on Juliana Day.
No, it's Dump The "Underprivileged" Children On All The Admins Day. We've got something like 30 kids coming from an inner-city program that we sponsor. Their parents can't take them to work, so, um, we're showing them the exciting life of admins.
On the plus side, they took us to a Giants game yesterday. So there's that.