That's one spunky little girl you've raised. I'm gonna eat her.

The Mayor ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Apr 26, 2006 7:23:59 am PDT #1342 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just spent $40 on 9 sugar-free chocolate bars. 5 were a very nice Belgian brand and 4 were an American brand that's cheaper. I feel awful about it, but I think it's the only way I'm going to get through this fortnight of trying to induce ketosis. At least I'm not addicted to heroin. That would be a more expensive habit.

I can't recall where you live SW, but do you have a Russell Stover outlet nearby? [link]

They aren't everywhere, but the "outlet" one in Minnesota is only 15 miles from us. (Dammit. Too close) I spent $40 there once during a sale and got about two grocery bags full of low carb and sugar free treats. They have Whitmans, Weight Watchers, and Pangburn's brands, too.


DCJensen - Apr 26, 2006 7:26:26 am PDT #1343 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

The stolen lunch discussion reminds me of the NewsRadio episode with the mysteriously dissapearing Gelato.


vw bug - Apr 26, 2006 7:29:48 am PDT #1344 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Mmmmm...I had forgotten how yummy cookie dough is! I don't think I've made cookies in like six months. I used to make them every couple of weeks. Our brown sugar was hard! I had to go buy more.


Calli - Apr 26, 2006 7:30:51 am PDT #1345 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

reminds me of the NewsRadio episode with the mysteriously dissapearing Gelato.

Maybe the lunch thieves aren't larcenous scum. Maybe they're just LARPing.

"You were Jimmy James last week--it's my turn!"


sj - Apr 26, 2006 7:32:03 am PDT #1346 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I don't have time for killer cramps right now, but here they are anyway.

Penguins! In knitwear! With instructions!

Too cute!


Ginger - Apr 26, 2006 7:44:03 am PDT #1347 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Our brown sugar was hard!

Seal it up with a piece of apple.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 7:47:13 am PDT #1348 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

About time you got some good news, vw.

Part of the problem is that the only hairdresser I trust is in DC

There are some very trustworthy hairstylists in San Francisco. ijs.

I hereby curse Teppy's lunch-thieving jackholes with crippling, explosive diarrhea. SHAZAM!


EpicTangent - Apr 26, 2006 8:02:05 am PDT #1349 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Hey everybody (tried an exclamation point - too perky. tried a period - too flat. Is there a punctuation mark that's just right?)

So glad to be back in here. Work is trying to consume me this week. But I've caught up, at least for now.

Great news vw!

I t heart JohnSweden (like that's news). Tag, FTR.

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought or processed.

I just picked this up on DVD at Costco this weekend. Loves me my Lloyd.

So draggy this morn. May have to cave and get a Pepsi. I usually try to hold out 'til lunchtime. But the gronk is overwhelming.


Cashmere - Apr 26, 2006 8:08:33 am PDT #1350 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Part of the problem is that the only hairdresser I trust is in DC

I really do think finding a new stylist is harder than choosing a new OB-gyn.

sj, FOAMINESS! Although you're a lot more patient than I am waiting around for the stylist--FWIW, it was worth the wait.

Teppy, thieving lunch jackholes SUCK.

vw, yayayayay! I'm so glad it's good news!


Calli - Apr 26, 2006 8:09:01 am PDT #1351 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Well, I took a riff on Ginger's advice and got ginger soda. And Tums. I thought about getting Pepto Bismol, until I saw the warning label that suggested seeing a doctor if I found myself going deaf after taking it. WTF? But either the Tums or the ginger soda are making my stomach feel better, and the combo is providing burp-laden joy for my soul. My coworkers are so lucky I have an office with a door. If they're even luckier I'll shut it.