Very good news vw!

I don't get work food thieves, at least not the ones who go for things that aren't packaged up (Lean Cuisine, for example). I had some medium-ish wedges of cheese in the fridge here so I could slice them up to have with crackers. One day I went in and they were noticeably smaller wedges than the last time I had done anything with them. The hell? Why would you put that much thought and effort into stealing food and trying to hide the crime. It's not quite the same as sneaking someone else's milk for coffee or cereal.

Yay vw's mom!!

Boo Tep's jackhole sandwich fixins thief!!

I love how Tom is always ready to find Teppy a job in New York.

This. But Tep should move closer to me rather than further away.

Erika--your mom and mine both.

blah, the office is doing lunch without me again. @@.

Erika--your mom and mine both.

And me. But still, the vast majority of biopsies are benign.

But it has been five years and a bit now. Her Dr. Wilson gets very stoked to see such good bloodwork.

Exactly! And what could be bad about that?

Besides the Mallomars, you mean?

Apologies if this has been linked already. I skim.

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Penguins! In knitwear! With instructions!

I just spent $40 on 9 sugar-free chocolate bars. 5 were a very nice Belgian brand and 4 were an American brand that's cheaper. I feel awful about it, but I think it's the only way I'm going to get through this fortnight of trying to induce ketosis. At least I'm not addicted to heroin. That would be a more expensive habit.

I can't recall where you live SW, but do you have a Russell Stover outlet nearby? [link]

They aren't everywhere, but the "outlet" one in Minnesota is only 15 miles from us. (Dammit. Too close) I spent $40 there once during a sale and got about two grocery bags full of low carb and sugar free treats. They have Whitmans, Weight Watchers, and Pangburn's brands, too.

The stolen lunch discussion reminds me of the NewsRadio episode with the mysteriously dissapearing Gelato.