it's not really that big, ChiKat. As women, we are programmed to think that Objects in the Window Are Larger than They Appear.
BWAH!!
When a lady has to mount her bed, and not her bedmate, the bed tis too large.
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 5:21:09 pm PDT #1050 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:22:13 pm PDT #1051 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
You could buy yourself a catapult. Think of the bedtime hijinks!
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:23:31 pm PDT #1052 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Er, for the bed, not the bedmate.
Although....
Hrm. Logistics. And what happens when your aim is off? No, no. That way lies disaster. Or FLIES disaster, I suppose.
ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 5:25:47 pm PDT #1053 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I could get one of those little trampolines and put it next to the bed. Take a running leap, jump on the trampoline, and BOUNCE! Up on the bed.
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 5:26:55 pm PDT #1054 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Go Nora! Woo!
Want Cashmere pictures now. Bet is looks great.
I haven't colored my hair in about forever. The last couple years I have been happy with the natural color. What's up with that? I think after enjoying a variety of shades over the years the color nature has selected at this time is all new like to me.
Mmmm, new mattress. I think I need to add water to mine. DH hits bottom when I get out of bed.
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 5:28:03 pm PDT #1055 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
I could get one of those little trampolines and put it next to the bed. Take a running leap, jump on the trampoline, and BOUNCE! Up on the bed.
I must insist on video of this.
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:29:44 pm PDT #1056 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BWAH! Oh, god, me too. I have insane giggles watching the mindmovie my brain just made.
brenda m - Apr 24, 2006 5:35:47 pm PDT #1057 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh god yes.
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 5:54:49 pm PDT #1058 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Spidra, the gig pictures are so much fun! Shiny eagle! Clearly a very good time was had by all.
Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 6:03:31 pm PDT #1059 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Thanks, Laura! Never underestimate the power of gold lamé bias tape, I allus say.