You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 6:03:31 pm PDT #1059 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Thanks, Laura! Never underestimate the power of gold lamé bias tape, I allus say.


ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 6:11:36 pm PDT #1060 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

If they won't exchange the foundation for something shorter, I promise video of the trampoline mount.


Strix - Apr 24, 2006 6:12:50 pm PDT #1061 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Color me hoping for shitty customer service policy...


Aims - Apr 24, 2006 6:54:20 pm PDT #1062 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My neighbors prolly think I'm nutty.

I've just spent about 45 minutes outside, in the backyard, dancing. To no music they hear. I have the iPod on.

But gosh, it was fun.


Maria - Apr 24, 2006 7:04:24 pm PDT #1063 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

~ma to the bug's mom, and a huge yay for the scholastic superstar Nora!

Suzi, there are no words, but you have my everlasting sympathy and understanding.

Want pics of red-headed Cash now.

Erin, I sincerely hope that the mumps don't come a-knockin' at your door.

And I'm giggling at the mental picture of ChiKat sticking her landing on the brand-new bed.

Emmett is jonesing for Tombstone after having his Doc Holiday encounter...

Oh no, not Emmett too! My DH can recite the entire movie, and does frequently. I had his wedding ring engraved with "I'm your huckleberry," which got a bigger reaction out of him than the "I do's."

Aimee, the Bonaventure is next to your office? Right on!


Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2006 7:09:25 pm PDT #1064 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

::rubs eyes and stares::

Is that... MARIA?!?!?


Maria - Apr 24, 2006 7:13:16 pm PDT #1065 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Very funny.

t looks in mirror

Yep. It's me. Don't adjust your computer monitors.


Aims - Apr 24, 2006 7:18:35 pm PDT #1066 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Maria - it most certainly is. We'll do lunchies or something.


Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2006 7:19:54 pm PDT #1067 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t dances around all happy-like to see Maria


Cass - Apr 24, 2006 7:20:51 pm PDT #1068 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Yep. It's me.
Olive-induced posting or are we sober tonight?

(Just thinking about it, I kinda want a martini. Damn.)