I could get one of those little trampolines and put it next to the bed. Take a running leap, jump on the trampoline, and BOUNCE! Up on the bed.
I must insist on video of this.
It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.
Mal ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 5:28:03 pm PDT #1055 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 5:29:44 pm PDT #1056 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
BWAH! Oh, god, me too. I have insane giggles watching the mindmovie my brain just made.
brenda m - Apr 24, 2006 5:35:47 pm PDT #1057 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh god yes.
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 5:54:49 pm PDT #1058 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Spidra, the gig pictures are so much fun! Shiny eagle! Clearly a very good time was had by all.
Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 6:03:31 pm PDT #1059 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Thanks, Laura! Never underestimate the power of gold lamé bias tape, I allus say.
ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 6:11:36 pm PDT #1060 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
If they won't exchange the foundation for something shorter, I promise video of the trampoline mount.
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 6:12:50 pm PDT #1061 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Color me hoping for shitty customer service policy...
Aims - Apr 24, 2006 6:54:20 pm PDT #1062 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My neighbors prolly think I'm nutty.
I've just spent about 45 minutes outside, in the backyard, dancing. To no music they hear. I have the iPod on.
But gosh, it was fun.
Maria - Apr 24, 2006 7:04:24 pm PDT #1063 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
~ma to the bug's mom, and a huge yay for the scholastic superstar Nora!
Suzi, there are no words, but you have my everlasting sympathy and understanding.
Want pics of red-headed Cash now.
Erin, I sincerely hope that the mumps don't come a-knockin' at your door.
And I'm giggling at the mental picture of ChiKat sticking her landing on the brand-new bed.
Emmett is jonesing for Tombstone after having his Doc Holiday encounter...
Oh no, not Emmett too! My DH can recite the entire movie, and does frequently. I had his wedding ring engraved with "I'm your huckleberry," which got a bigger reaction out of him than the "I do's."
Aimee, the Bonaventure is next to your office? Right on!
Trudy Booth - Apr 24, 2006 7:09:25 pm PDT #1064 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
::rubs eyes and stares::
Is that... MARIA?!?!?