Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Apr 24, 2006 4:40:09 pm PDT #1030 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

My stylist's name was Josi Beaver. How does a willowy blonde with a pert nose, full lips and perky boobs with a name like that NOT end up a porn star?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 24, 2006 4:41:07 pm PDT #1031 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yaaay, Ginger! Extra hug for you in SF, as well as Deena.


Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 4:43:54 pm PDT #1032 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yay, Nora!


SuziQ - Apr 24, 2006 4:44:30 pm PDT #1033 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

DH is setting up his new computer and I'ma gonna havta kill him. He wants help, but won't listen to me.

I may need bail money.


Lee - Apr 24, 2006 4:46:04 pm PDT #1034 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

How about an alibi? I could do that.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 24, 2006 4:46:35 pm PDT #1035 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

eek, Suzi. Can you go take a walk or something?


Strix - Apr 24, 2006 4:46:49 pm PDT #1036 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

AFAIK, the The Great Mumps Outbreak of Ought-Six hasn't gotten to Emily in Boston.

I'm the Mumps...um, infectee? Maybe. And hey, did you know swollen testicles are a possible symptom for males with mumps? I read the list of symptoms to my 7th hour class, and all the guys were like "Dude! No! HELL, NO!"

Heh. It's my piece of new knowledge for the day. Fear my Spicy Possibly Infected & Swollen Brain.


meara - Apr 24, 2006 4:47:41 pm PDT #1037 of 10002

Yay Nora!

Want Fire Engine Red pictures!

And...

No offense, Jars, but I always forget that you are a woman

Hee. I assure you, having met her, that she is in fact, female. Or at least, a DAMN convincing fake. And you know I know from fakes.

Can't mumps also make people sterile??


DavidS - Apr 24, 2006 4:48:09 pm PDT #1038 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My hair is now fire engine red (predominately) with some very dark chunks of brown as lowlights around the face.

Hot!

It wants styling, though, so pictures will have to wait until tomorrow.

Boo!

Plus, my face looks like ass

Unpossible!

Emmett is jonesing for Tombstone after having his Doc Holiday encounter with Cousin Nicole. It's at his Mom's house so he must twist in the wind and watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and drink a Mango Tango.


Ginger - Apr 24, 2006 4:48:15 pm PDT #1039 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I so admire the teachers among us. I'm not sure I could say "swollen testicles" in a schoolroom.