How about an alibi? I could do that.
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lee - Apr 24, 2006 4:46:04 pm PDT #1034 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 24, 2006 4:46:35 pm PDT #1035 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
eek, Suzi. Can you go take a walk or something?
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 4:46:49 pm PDT #1036 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
AFAIK, the The Great Mumps Outbreak of Ought-Six hasn't gotten to Emily in Boston.
I'm the Mumps...um, infectee? Maybe. And hey, did you know swollen testicles are a possible symptom for males with mumps? I read the list of symptoms to my 7th hour class, and all the guys were like "Dude! No! HELL, NO!"
Heh. It's my piece of new knowledge for the day. Fear my Spicy Possibly Infected & Swollen Brain.
meara - Apr 24, 2006 4:47:41 pm PDT #1037 of 10002
Yay Nora!
Want Fire Engine Red pictures!
And...
No offense, Jars, but I always forget that you are a woman
Hee. I assure you, having met her, that she is in fact, female. Or at least, a DAMN convincing fake. And you know I know from fakes.
Can't mumps also make people sterile??
DavidS - Apr 24, 2006 4:48:09 pm PDT #1038 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My hair is now fire engine red (predominately) with some very dark chunks of brown as lowlights around the face.
Hot!
It wants styling, though, so pictures will have to wait until tomorrow.
Boo!
Plus, my face looks like ass
Unpossible!
Emmett is jonesing for Tombstone after having his Doc Holiday encounter with Cousin Nicole. It's at his Mom's house so he must twist in the wind and watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and drink a Mango Tango.
Ginger - Apr 24, 2006 4:48:15 pm PDT #1039 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I so admire the teachers among us. I'm not sure I could say "swollen testicles" in a schoolroom.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2006 4:49:44 pm PDT #1040 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And hey, did you know swollen testicles are a possible symptom for males with mumps
Yes, I did.
Hee. I assure you, having met her, that she is in fact, female.
Pretty fuckin' cute, too.
DH is setting up his new computer and I'ma gonna havta kill him. He wants help, but won't listen to me.
Suzi + DH + New Technology = One True Homicide
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 4:50:27 pm PDT #1041 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I kinda get off on it, Ginger. And yeah, left untreated, sterility, deafness anf perhaps some juicy encephalitis or meningitis are possible bennies to mumps.
Cue Ode to Joy.
Nicole - Apr 24, 2006 4:53:32 pm PDT #1042 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
No mumps ~ma for Erin!
Fay - very glad you're okay. I was talking to sj on the phone earlier when I saw the news story on Yahoo and we both couldn't remember if you were in England or Egypt at this time. Still, an awful situation and I feel awful for those that were involved but I'm glad you weren't.
My hair is now fire engine red (predominately) with some very dark chunks of brown as lowlights around the face.
Looking forward to Cashmere pics!
I got an A on my zillion page research paper!
Right on!! Go Nora!!
My stylist's name was Josi Beaver. How does a willowy blonde with a pert nose, full lips and perky boobs with a name like that NOT end up a porn star?
Bwah! Maybe she *was* but gave it up to be a stylist and just kept the name...
Suzi, I got your alibi all ready.
SuziQ - Apr 24, 2006 4:55:22 pm PDT #1043 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Heeeeee - dude forgot to order a network cable and it took 30 minutes before he gronked that he needs to LEAVE THE HOUSE to go get one. Oh, and stopping at the grocery for bread and milk can't be done on the same trip cause it would snap his brain.
The kids are keeping sharp objects away from me.
If I didn't have homework to do, I'd be outta here. Unfortunately, I have computer work of my own to do in addition to networking in this new beast then helping him move over the files he wants from his old computer (cause copying them is HARD).
Kill, kill, kill. Where is my smite-happy Aimee when I need her?