Yay, Nora!
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DH is setting up his new computer and I'ma gonna havta kill him. He wants help, but won't listen to me.
I may need bail money.
How about an alibi? I could do that.
eek, Suzi. Can you go take a walk or something?
AFAIK, the The Great Mumps Outbreak of Ought-Six hasn't gotten to Emily in Boston.
I'm the Mumps...um, infectee? Maybe. And hey, did you know swollen testicles are a possible symptom for males with mumps? I read the list of symptoms to my 7th hour class, and all the guys were like "Dude! No! HELL, NO!"
Heh. It's my piece of new knowledge for the day. Fear my Spicy Possibly Infected & Swollen Brain.
Yay Nora!
Want Fire Engine Red pictures!
And...
No offense, Jars, but I always forget that you are a woman
Hee. I assure you, having met her, that she is in fact, female. Or at least, a DAMN convincing fake. And you know I know from fakes.
Can't mumps also make people sterile??
My hair is now fire engine red (predominately) with some very dark chunks of brown as lowlights around the face.
Hot!
It wants styling, though, so pictures will have to wait until tomorrow.
Boo!
Plus, my face looks like ass
Unpossible!
Emmett is jonesing for Tombstone after having his Doc Holiday encounter with Cousin Nicole. It's at his Mom's house so he must twist in the wind and watch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide and drink a Mango Tango.
I so admire the teachers among us. I'm not sure I could say "swollen testicles" in a schoolroom.
And hey, did you know swollen testicles are a possible symptom for males with mumps
Yes, I did.
Hee. I assure you, having met her, that she is in fact, female.
Pretty fuckin' cute, too.
DH is setting up his new computer and I'ma gonna havta kill him. He wants help, but won't listen to me.
Suzi + DH + New Technology = One True Homicide
I kinda get off on it, Ginger. And yeah, left untreated, sterility, deafness anf perhaps some juicy encephalitis or meningitis are possible bennies to mumps.
Cue Ode to Joy.