Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 31, 2006 10:50:41 am PDT #9752 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Thanks. That made my day sooo much better.

JZ's too, I'm thinking.


sarameg - May 31, 2006 10:52:41 am PDT #9753 of 10002

I just snerked aloud.

See, you FOILED the evil Delivery Demons and have shiney new Stuff now!

And it's quite nice.


Atropa - May 31, 2006 10:56:43 am PDT #9754 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Thanks. That made my day sooo much better.

Mine too. Yay new furniture *and* jumping on it!


Amy - May 31, 2006 10:58:53 am PDT #9755 of 10002
Because books.

Pretty new furniture! And bed-jumping! Yay Scola!


-t - May 31, 2006 11:10:14 am PDT #9756 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pretty new furniture! And bed-jumping! Yay Scola!

Yes, this.

I was trying to imagine what it would feel like to jump on a Tempurpedic bed. Is it sproingy?


Jessica - May 31, 2006 11:12:42 am PDT #9757 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

LOVE the bed-jumping pic! And all the other pics, too.

Is Hec moonlighting for Boston Magazine?


Jesse - May 31, 2006 11:12:43 am PDT #9758 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How come there's no glass on the corner of the bed, is my question.

In other news, while shopping today, I noticed a thing posted by the register about how they're going to ask for my phone number, but I don't have to give it. So I was thrilled when what the girl actually asked was, "Can I get your phone number?" I just said "No." If she had said, "What's your phone number?" or something, I would have felt compelled to go into a whole song and dance.


Dana - May 31, 2006 11:13:06 am PDT #9759 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Tempurpedic beds tend to suck you in, actually. I'd think jumping would require some effort (never having jumped on mine).


ChiKat - May 31, 2006 11:14:56 am PDT #9760 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Scola jumping on his bed!!!! Too cute.


brenda m - May 31, 2006 11:15:43 am PDT #9761 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

or something, I would have felt compelled to go into a whole song and dance.

I always just say "I'd rather not, thanks." Never had a hassle.