You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 31, 2006 11:12:42 am PDT #9757 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

LOVE the bed-jumping pic! And all the other pics, too.

Is Hec moonlighting for Boston Magazine?


Jesse - May 31, 2006 11:12:43 am PDT #9758 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How come there's no glass on the corner of the bed, is my question.

In other news, while shopping today, I noticed a thing posted by the register about how they're going to ask for my phone number, but I don't have to give it. So I was thrilled when what the girl actually asked was, "Can I get your phone number?" I just said "No." If she had said, "What's your phone number?" or something, I would have felt compelled to go into a whole song and dance.


Dana - May 31, 2006 11:13:06 am PDT #9759 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Tempurpedic beds tend to suck you in, actually. I'd think jumping would require some effort (never having jumped on mine).


ChiKat - May 31, 2006 11:14:56 am PDT #9760 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Scola jumping on his bed!!!! Too cute.


brenda m - May 31, 2006 11:15:43 am PDT #9761 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

or something, I would have felt compelled to go into a whole song and dance.

I always just say "I'd rather not, thanks." Never had a hassle.


Tom Scola - May 31, 2006 11:16:30 am PDT #9762 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I wasn't so much jumping as I was oscillating.


Jesse - May 31, 2006 11:16:41 am PDT #9763 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I always just say "I'd rather not, thanks." Never had a hassle.

Well, sure, that would make sense. I could just feel the song-and-dance building up in my throat. Because I'm Like That Sometimes.


Steph L. - May 31, 2006 11:19:15 am PDT #9764 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is Hec moonlighting for Boston Magazine?

That yielded my first Donkey Laugh(TM) of the day.


beth b - May 31, 2006 11:25:35 am PDT #9765 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Tom has the sofa I want . Not sure DH would go for it. and not sure it would work in my house...


DavidS - May 31, 2006 11:32:01 am PDT #9766 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is Hec moonlighting for Boston Magazine?

Heh. They measure bite radius! They already have credibility with me. Too many chefs fail to factor in whether the sandwich will actually fit in the mouth when putting their assemblages together.

That yielded my first Donkey Laugh(TM) of the day.

::flaps imaginary donkey ears at Teppy like the rich guy who supplies the balance of cash for George Bailey::