Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - May 31, 2006 11:13:06 am PDT #9759 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Tempurpedic beds tend to suck you in, actually. I'd think jumping would require some effort (never having jumped on mine).


ChiKat - May 31, 2006 11:14:56 am PDT #9760 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Scola jumping on his bed!!!! Too cute.


brenda m - May 31, 2006 11:15:43 am PDT #9761 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

or something, I would have felt compelled to go into a whole song and dance.

I always just say "I'd rather not, thanks." Never had a hassle.


Tom Scola - May 31, 2006 11:16:30 am PDT #9762 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I wasn't so much jumping as I was oscillating.


Jesse - May 31, 2006 11:16:41 am PDT #9763 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I always just say "I'd rather not, thanks." Never had a hassle.

Well, sure, that would make sense. I could just feel the song-and-dance building up in my throat. Because I'm Like That Sometimes.


Steph L. - May 31, 2006 11:19:15 am PDT #9764 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Is Hec moonlighting for Boston Magazine?

That yielded my first Donkey Laugh(TM) of the day.


beth b - May 31, 2006 11:25:35 am PDT #9765 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Tom has the sofa I want . Not sure DH would go for it. and not sure it would work in my house...


DavidS - May 31, 2006 11:32:01 am PDT #9766 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is Hec moonlighting for Boston Magazine?

Heh. They measure bite radius! They already have credibility with me. Too many chefs fail to factor in whether the sandwich will actually fit in the mouth when putting their assemblages together.

That yielded my first Donkey Laugh(TM) of the day.

::flaps imaginary donkey ears at Teppy like the rich guy who supplies the balance of cash for George Bailey::


libkitty - May 31, 2006 11:44:40 am PDT #9767 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I'm Spiderman.

As someone who is afraid of heights, I'm so. damn. proud of you, Sean.

Also, seeing Tom's furniture (lovely, by the way) makes me think two things:

  • I wonder if I'll ever be grown up enough to get new furniture and have it delivered.

  • I wonder if my apartment will ever be that clean.

Along those lines, I WANNA ROOMBA! I'm kind of afraid of scaring the cats too much, though. Also, I have a vacuum that works well, so I kinda don't have a good excuse for spending the money, except, I WANNA ROOMBA!


Matt the Bruins fan - May 31, 2006 11:51:03 am PDT #9768 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wonder if my apartment will ever be that clean.

At least I don't have to puzzle over this one as applied to my own home. The answer is "no."