Look here, Xanderella, (whatever the hell that means). All I have to do is wave my Princess of Infinite Cuteness at whatever "rebellion" you might raise and they will be gone faster than the chainmail pashmina. So there.
My Princess of Infinite Cuteness can read, AND takes dance lessons. She has several Tu-tus. Today, her teacher actually told my husband that she was 'perfect'. She will make a minion out of your Princess, by enthralling her with many Barbies, at least half of which are naked at any given moment.
What advantage do legwarmers have over thick socks?
People will often mistake you for Jennifer Beihls.
My Princess of Infinite Cuteness can read, AND takes dance lessons. She has several Tu-tus. Today, her teacher actually told my husband that she was 'perfect'. She will make a minion out of your Princess, by enthralling her with many Barbies, at least half of which are naked at any given moment.
HA! My Princess is a minion of no one! She makes minions! MY Princess can count "two THREEEEE!", the cuteness of which has not been seen since msbelle first showed her puny fist!
What advantage do legwarmers have over thick socks?
Apart from style? Well, you could wear them with thin socks, when it's only the legs that need warming (thick socks mightn't fit into your ankle boots). They also transition to armwarmers.
yes, I'm scaring me--why do you ask?
You have no sweatpants. I threw them out. Instead, you have flannel pyjama bottoms. And legwarmers.
And I'm freezing (flannel pj bottoms really aren't warm enough,) my calves are bound by ugly furry catepillars, I've stuffed your dead body into a rubbermaid and my cats are looking at me funny. Thanks a WHOLE LOT.
From a ways back:
Kalshane, so you didn't just get an excellent new job?
Sadly. No. And that's all I'm going to say while sitting at current job.
Hmmm, misread Beepme.
I was wondering if that was the case.
One more day!!
Anyone else get a Les Miserables earworm?
Also, super-awesome bookshelves
Those look nifty, but I worry about the single bars at the bottom and backs denting the pages.
Apart from style? Well, you could wear them with thin socks, when it's only the legs that need warming (thick socks mightn't fit into your ankle boots). They also transition to armwarmers.
Hmm.... if only my legs need warming, I'll just wear yoga pants, or pajama bottoms. For armwarming, I'm preferable to fleece blankets.
HA! My Princess is a minion of no one! She makes minions! MY Princess can count "two THREEEEE!", the cuteness of which has not been seen since msbelle first showed her puny fist!
Piff. El.
None of that makes your Princess immune to Big-Girl Thrall. When your Princess is still but a child, my Princess will be a
teenager.
My Princess will be going to HIGH SCHOOL, and ON DATES, to PROMS, will wear cool clothes, and MAKE-UP, and BRAS. Your Princess will follow her slavishly and willingly, hoping people think My Princess is her Mother, rather than you, over there in the corner, embarrassing her, horribly, talking about her pottie training problems with some new mother.
And I'm freezing (flannel pj bottoms really aren't warm enough,)
No you're not! I got you the sooper heavy krav flannel PJs, and I also turned on the damned heat in your apartment.
if only my legs need warming, I'll just wear yoga pants, or pajama bottoms
Assuming you don't have the cold creep problem I was trying to solve for sarameg, sure.
For armwarming, I'm preferable to fleece blankets.
Arm warmers might get you a second look on the subway, but fleece blankets will get you the whole double seat to yourself.
