Early: So is it still her room when it's empty? Does the room, the thing, have purpose? Or do we -- what's the word? Simon: I really can't help you. Early: The plan is to take your sister. Get the reward, which is substantial. 'Imbue.' That's the word.

'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 11:12:26 am PDT #936 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What advantage do legwarmers have over thick socks?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 11:12:48 am PDT #937 of 10002
What is even happening?

Look here, Xanderella, (whatever the hell that means). All I have to do is wave my Princess of Infinite Cuteness at whatever "rebellion" you might raise and they will be gone faster than the chainmail pashmina. So there.
My Princess of Infinite Cuteness can read, AND takes dance lessons. She has several Tu-tus. Today, her teacher actually told my husband that she was 'perfect'. She will make a minion out of your Princess, by enthralling her with many Barbies, at least half of which are naked at any given moment.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 11:13:48 am PDT #938 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What advantage do legwarmers have over thick socks?

People will often mistake you for Jennifer Beihls.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 11:14:57 am PDT #939 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My Princess of Infinite Cuteness can read, AND takes dance lessons. She has several Tu-tus. Today, her teacher actually told my husband that she was 'perfect'. She will make a minion out of your Princess, by enthralling her with many Barbies, at least half of which are naked at any given moment.

HA! My Princess is a minion of no one! She makes minions! MY Princess can count "two THREEEEE!", the cuteness of which has not been seen since msbelle first showed her puny fist!


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 11:15:11 am PDT #940 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What advantage do legwarmers have over thick socks?

Apart from style? Well, you could wear them with thin socks, when it's only the legs that need warming (thick socks mightn't fit into your ankle boots). They also transition to armwarmers.

yes, I'm scaring me--why do you ask?


sarameg - Apr 13, 2006 11:15:30 am PDT #941 of 10002

You have no sweatpants. I threw them out. Instead, you have flannel pyjama bottoms. And legwarmers.

And I'm freezing (flannel pj bottoms really aren't warm enough,) my calves are bound by ugly furry catepillars, I've stuffed your dead body into a rubbermaid and my cats are looking at me funny. Thanks a WHOLE LOT.


Kalshane - Apr 13, 2006 11:15:42 am PDT #942 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

From a ways back:

Kalshane, so you didn't just get an excellent new job?

Sadly. No. And that's all I'm going to say while sitting at current job.

Hmmm, misread Beepme.

I was wondering if that was the case.

One more day!!

Anyone else get a Les Miserables earworm?

Also, super-awesome bookshelves

Those look nifty, but I worry about the single bars at the bottom and backs denting the pages.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 11:16:11 am PDT #943 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Anyone else get a Les Miserables earworm?

raises barricade


Jessica - Apr 13, 2006 11:17:35 am PDT #944 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Apart from style? Well, you could wear them with thin socks, when it's only the legs that need warming (thick socks mightn't fit into your ankle boots). They also transition to armwarmers.

Hmm.... if only my legs need warming, I'll just wear yoga pants, or pajama bottoms. For armwarming, I'm preferable to fleece blankets.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 11:19:08 am PDT #945 of 10002
What is even happening?

HA! My Princess is a minion of no one! She makes minions! MY Princess can count "two THREEEEE!", the cuteness of which has not been seen since msbelle first showed her puny fist!

Piff. El.

None of that makes your Princess immune to Big-Girl Thrall. When your Princess is still but a child, my Princess will be a

teenager.

My Princess will be going to HIGH SCHOOL, and ON DATES, to PROMS, will wear cool clothes, and MAKE-UP, and BRAS. Your Princess will follow her slavishly and willingly, hoping people think My Princess is her Mother, rather than you, over there in the corner, embarrassing her, horribly, talking about her pottie training problems with some new mother.