Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.

'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 25, 2006 11:18:29 am PDT #8976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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...the good folks at Tom DeLay’s Legal Defense Fund are saluting Stephen Colbert for his hard-hitting interview with "Outfoxed" director Robert Greenwald on the subject of Greenwald’s new film "The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress". They’ve even posted the full video at the Defend Delay Web-Site. According to them, Greenwald "crashed and burned" under the withering glare of Colbert’s laser wit.

Now, why would a bunch of crony-sucking Repug thugs suddenly rush forward to embrace a known liberal satirist? BECAUSE THEY DON’T REALIZE HE’S A LIBERAL!

...

Yup, apparently one layer of irony is one too many for the brain-donors at Defend Delay. They don’t get that when Colbert asks a question like, "Who hates America more, you or Michael Moore?" that his tongue is firmly planted in his cheek.


§ ita § - May 25, 2006 11:53:55 am PDT #8977 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is one hell of an error for a newspaper to make.


Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2006 11:56:56 am PDT #8978 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sheesh ita, it sure is.

I love how it's written by an Iranian and two ex-pat Iranians in Canada, for a Toronto paper, and yet is the fault of the U.S.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused the United States and its allies on Wednesday of "hatching plots" to provoke ethnic tensions and destabilize Iran, a day after the government closed a state-run newspaper for publishing a cartoon that sparked riots by an ethnic minority.


tommyrot - May 25, 2006 11:57:56 am PDT #8979 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some people think that fake story was planted in order to drum up support for attacking Iran. Sorta' like the stories of Kuwati baby incubators being unplugged and babies dying back when Iraq invaded Kuwait.


Gudanov - May 25, 2006 11:58:59 am PDT #8980 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Canada wants to attack Iran?


Ailleann - May 25, 2006 12:05:20 pm PDT #8981 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

It's all part of their plan for world domination.

Crafty Canadians.


Gudanov - May 25, 2006 12:09:20 pm PDT #8982 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

It's gonna take a lot of mounties.


sarameg - May 25, 2006 12:32:27 pm PDT #8983 of 10002

Ok, so my brother lives in Alabama right now and he's always pointing out weird shit he runs across that is sort of specific to AL. There is a billboard advertising this [link] site that he passes daily.

So.weird.


Theodosia - May 25, 2006 12:32:46 pm PDT #8984 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

On the Monterey trip, we drove through farmland, which included acres and acres of strawberries -- you could see ripe ones from the car window even at 50 mph! I suggested that we pull the car over to the side of the road, jump out and pick a couple of handsfuls and drive off real quick, but nobody wanted to go for it....


Lee - May 25, 2006 12:34:48 pm PDT #8985 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That's only because "get away driver" doesn't fit in well with the rest of my resume.