Some people think that fake story was planted in order to drum up support for attacking Iran. Sorta' like the stories of Kuwati baby incubators being unplugged and babies dying back when Iraq invaded Kuwait.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 25, 2006 11:57:56 am PDT #8979 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - May 25, 2006 11:58:59 am PDT #8980 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Canada wants to attack Iran?
Ailleann - May 25, 2006 12:05:20 pm PDT #8981 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
It's all part of their plan for world domination.
Crafty Canadians.
Gudanov - May 25, 2006 12:09:20 pm PDT #8982 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
It's gonna take a lot of mounties.
sarameg - May 25, 2006 12:32:27 pm PDT #8983 of 10002
Ok, so my brother lives in Alabama right now and he's always pointing out weird shit he runs across that is sort of specific to AL. There is a billboard advertising this [link] site that he passes daily.
So.weird.
Theodosia - May 25, 2006 12:32:46 pm PDT #8984 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
On the Monterey trip, we drove through farmland, which included acres and acres of strawberries -- you could see ripe ones from the car window even at 50 mph! I suggested that we pull the car over to the side of the road, jump out and pick a couple of handsfuls and drive off real quick, but nobody wanted to go for it....
Lee - May 25, 2006 12:34:48 pm PDT #8985 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That's only because "get away driver" doesn't fit in well with the rest of my resume.
Strega - May 25, 2006 12:35:36 pm PDT #8986 of 10002
Now, why would a bunch of crony-sucking Repug thugs suddenly rush forward to embrace a known liberal satirist? BECAUSE THEY DON’T REALIZE HE’S A LIBERAL!
Looking at the actual email, I don't see where they're getting any of that. It says the dude "crashed & burned on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report" and that he admitted that he made the movie to keep Republicans from winning Congressional seats. If that's an accurate summary, I'm not sure it's all that scandalous, but that's a different issue. The headline says "Colbert Cracks the Story..." blah blah, but dude. It's a headline. That's the only time he's mentioned. Does that really qualify as a salute, or a rush forward to embrace Colbert?
JZ - May 25, 2006 12:37:46 pm PDT #8987 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Wow. That's quite some website. I feel painfully stupid for not being certain whether it's real or just funning, but this is simply beautiful:
FIGURE SKATING RUINED MY LIFE
If the "Lifetime" network made a movie about me it would be called, "Because My Sister Had Skates...The Larry Pamper Story." See, growing up everything in our house centered around my sister "Fran's" figure skating. I always tried to be an athlete to impress my father but he never seemed to pay attention as he was too busy shuttling "Fran" and her figure skating girlfriends around. I remember very well how he couldn't help me practice for 8th grade baseball try outs because he was too busy helping "Fran" build a routine around that song "Manic Monday." I can still see her prancing around the living room singing.."Because that's fun day, my I don't have to run day" with my father encouraging her! It was around this time that I began to run with the wrong crowd and eventually turn to a life of crime. Figure skating can ruin lives. Please ban figure skating.
tommyrot - May 25, 2006 12:41:54 pm PDT #8988 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.