You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - May 25, 2006 10:46:57 am PDT #8973 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sophia, you're downright biblical. Or maybe from Little House on the Prairie.

Either way, I can picture little Sophia and all those strawberries.


beth b - May 25, 2006 10:48:51 am PDT #8974 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

that garden gets a lot of love


Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2006 10:58:22 am PDT #8975 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Or maybe from Little House on the Prairie.

um- I think this is what I was pretending. My mother made me a red calico dress and sunbonnet (like Laura's in the book- Mary's was blue). I think this is why all my neighbors thought I was insane, because that was pretty much what I wore to play.

It was hella fun, though-- I wish I could still do it. There is a local 'back in time" museum, but though I love it, I wish they made everyone dress up and pretend they live there. I mostly like the days when you can go and make soap or candles or something.


tommyrot - May 25, 2006 11:18:29 am PDT #8976 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

[link]

...the good folks at Tom DeLay’s Legal Defense Fund are saluting Stephen Colbert for his hard-hitting interview with "Outfoxed" director Robert Greenwald on the subject of Greenwald’s new film "The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress". They’ve even posted the full video at the Defend Delay Web-Site. According to them, Greenwald "crashed and burned" under the withering glare of Colbert’s laser wit.

Now, why would a bunch of crony-sucking Repug thugs suddenly rush forward to embrace a known liberal satirist? BECAUSE THEY DON’T REALIZE HE’S A LIBERAL!

...

Yup, apparently one layer of irony is one too many for the brain-donors at Defend Delay. They don’t get that when Colbert asks a question like, "Who hates America more, you or Michael Moore?" that his tongue is firmly planted in his cheek.


§ ita § - May 25, 2006 11:53:55 am PDT #8977 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is one hell of an error for a newspaper to make.


Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2006 11:56:56 am PDT #8978 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sheesh ita, it sure is.

I love how it's written by an Iranian and two ex-pat Iranians in Canada, for a Toronto paper, and yet is the fault of the U.S.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused the United States and its allies on Wednesday of "hatching plots" to provoke ethnic tensions and destabilize Iran, a day after the government closed a state-run newspaper for publishing a cartoon that sparked riots by an ethnic minority.


tommyrot - May 25, 2006 11:57:56 am PDT #8979 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some people think that fake story was planted in order to drum up support for attacking Iran. Sorta' like the stories of Kuwati baby incubators being unplugged and babies dying back when Iraq invaded Kuwait.


Gudanov - May 25, 2006 11:58:59 am PDT #8980 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Canada wants to attack Iran?


Ailleann - May 25, 2006 12:05:20 pm PDT #8981 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

It's all part of their plan for world domination.

Crafty Canadians.


Gudanov - May 25, 2006 12:09:20 pm PDT #8982 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

It's gonna take a lot of mounties.