Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - May 25, 2006 9:34:15 am PDT #8959 of 10002
hip deep in pie

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§ ita § - May 25, 2006 9:34:24 am PDT #8960 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think of Ron Howards brother as a horrible pig of a man in Far and Away, calling Nicole Kidman's character a "luscious strawberry tart".

I think it was "horrible pig" that set me up to read the description as "luscious strawberry fart."

Okay, off for pizza.


Gudanov - May 25, 2006 9:36:44 am PDT #8961 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

That whole smells like strawberries thing squicks the hell out of me, and always has.

Is it the rolling around naked in a bathtub full of fresh strawberries to get the scent?


tommyrot - May 25, 2006 9:39:22 am PDT #8962 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it the rolling around naked in a bathtub full of fresh strawberries to get the scent?

I was thinking more the strawberry jam enemas....


Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2006 10:24:48 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I was thinking more the strawberry jam enemas....

Sounds like it would be sticky dilenemma.


§ ita § - May 25, 2006 10:26:56 am PDT #8964 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, boy. Yeast infectionorama.


bon bon - May 25, 2006 10:27:14 am PDT #8965 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I can't imagine a *good* strawberry scent. It just doesn't translate to scents.


beth b - May 25, 2006 10:29:01 am PDT #8966 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the only good strawberry scent is from real berries - so unless you are wearing strawberries as earrings, it just doesn't work.


Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2006 10:30:18 am PDT #8967 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

clicks two ball bearings together in one hand "I want know what happened to the strawberries."


Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2006 10:31:42 am PDT #8968 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

You know, when I was a child, we we fairly poor. We also lived next store to people who ran a fruit and vegetable stand.

The owners used to let me pick strawberries for our family (for free) from the fields that were at the end of their usefulness and not worth their time to pick. I used to spend long days wading through rotten fermeted strawberries to find the ones that were still good enough to eat, and I used to get about one or 2 flats a day (we frose them for use throughout the year).

But the stench of rotten strawberries is disgusting, and to this day I cannot stand it.