Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 25, 2006 8:49:33 am PDT #8943 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Welcome lunch for new co-workers, on grandboss's dime = yum

Staying conscious through subsequent afternoon of work = huh?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2006 8:51:48 am PDT #8944 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm torn wondering whether I'd prefer more realistic fanon, as garlic and asparagus are the only foods I know of that make their presence known in one's own scent/taste after consumption.


§ ita § - May 25, 2006 8:52:34 am PDT #8945 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it a post-consumption thing, or a signature scent thing?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2006 8:54:05 am PDT #8946 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suppose it's actually a signature scent thing, but I've never run into anyone who naturally smelled like a foodstuff. Well, except for maybe moldy cheese.


Calli - May 25, 2006 8:55:03 am PDT #8947 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I always figured any non-human, non-garlic or onions scent a character carried was based on their grooming products. Strawberry scented shampoo, citrus-scented lotion, etc.


Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2006 8:59:04 am PDT #8948 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Lucky Nutty, blocking out the canon of Wrecked, like that.

Although, I would swear that fanon had Willow smelling like strawberries back before she was "Gay now!", so pre-Racked....


§ ita § - May 25, 2006 9:08:37 am PDT #8949 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sometimes the fans are prescient.

I'd assume one would acquire a strawberry scent the same way one acquires the scent of jasmine, baby powder, or Chanel #5.


flea - May 25, 2006 9:10:52 am PDT #8950 of 10002
information libertarian

My impression is, in badfic, people naturally smell/taste like starwberries/vanilla.


Nutty - May 25, 2006 9:14:45 am PDT #8951 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Sort of puts a new spin on 'Mmmmm, cookies' yesno?

Flea's impression is not a false one, in fanon. I've read quite a few where BUffy naturally exudes essence of vanilla instead of sweat. It's kind of creepy, actually.


sarameg - May 25, 2006 9:19:52 am PDT #8952 of 10002

They seem to be confusing Buffy with the strawberry shortcake characters.

I recall the little plastic dolls smelled of various fruits.