Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 25, 2006 7:55:05 am PDT #8937 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::looks around::

Nope.


Gudanov - May 25, 2006 7:57:34 am PDT #8938 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Buffy smells like vanilla? My TV doesn't support smell-o-vision, so I didn't know.


Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2006 8:00:12 am PDT #8939 of 10002
What is even happening?

Only from episodes 4:10 to 5:10.


Sophia Brooks - May 25, 2006 8:04:06 am PDT #8940 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I believe Willow also smells like strawberries. But I could be wrong


Nutty - May 25, 2006 8:05:40 am PDT #8941 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Does everybody red-headed smell like strawberries? Is that it? Or can we trace actual DNA from Strawberry Shortcake to both Willow and Agent Scully??

This is why fanon needs its ass kicked on a regular basis.


Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2006 8:08:55 am PDT #8942 of 10002
What is even happening?

I believe Willow also smells like strawberries. But I could be wrong

Or is that tastes? Well, the two senses are closely related.

Does everybody red-headed smell like strawberries? Is that it? Or can we trace actual DNA from Strawberry Shortcake to both Willow and Agent Scully??

This is why fanon needs its ass kicked on a regular basis.

Lucky Nutty, blocking out the canon of Wrecked, like that.


amych - May 25, 2006 8:49:33 am PDT #8943 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Welcome lunch for new co-workers, on grandboss's dime = yum

Staying conscious through subsequent afternoon of work = huh?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2006 8:51:48 am PDT #8944 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm torn wondering whether I'd prefer more realistic fanon, as garlic and asparagus are the only foods I know of that make their presence known in one's own scent/taste after consumption.


§ ita § - May 25, 2006 8:52:34 am PDT #8945 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it a post-consumption thing, or a signature scent thing?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2006 8:54:05 am PDT #8946 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I suppose it's actually a signature scent thing, but I've never run into anyone who naturally smelled like a foodstuff. Well, except for maybe moldy cheese.