Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - May 24, 2006 12:58:10 pm PDT #8846 of 10002
What is even happening?

NO WAY.


billytea - May 24, 2006 1:11:58 pm PDT #8847 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Awww, it's BillyTea day on wikipedia. Today's featured article is on echidnas:

And the featured picture is cuttlefish!


Burrell - May 24, 2006 1:21:35 pm PDT #8848 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I HAVE HAD CAFFEINE!!!!!

me too, but, er, I think you had more than I did. Either that or the caffeine just isn't helping anymore.


§ ita § - May 24, 2006 1:24:03 pm PDT #8849 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want caffeine. Here is a list of my demands:

    • Nap
    • Energy (post nap)
    • A prototype system that doesn't barf an error message whenever I try and navigate
    • The opportunity to evaluate the project plan with the affected parties
    • Another nap

Please feel free to escalate this issue as high as it takes.

Thank you for your prompt attention.


Burrell - May 24, 2006 1:33:22 pm PDT #8850 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Can I have a nap too?


Sheryl - May 24, 2006 1:48:24 pm PDT #8851 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Owie. I must have pushed off the side of the pool wrong while doing laps today because my knee hurts like whoa. Where's that Tylenol?


§ ita § - May 24, 2006 2:13:00 pm PDT #8852 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I seem to have a nap to spare, Burrell. It's all yours.


sarameg - May 24, 2006 4:12:26 pm PDT #8853 of 10002

If I took a nap from either ita or Burrell, I'm sorry. Stupid hormones are wiping me out. Does explain my hostility of late, though.

I really really really don't want to dismantle my kitchen tomorrow. Nor do I want to do the cat dance. Stupid fucking roaches and stupid fucking tenants that entice them (never had roaches before this year. In conjunction with a couple new tenants. I am suspicious.)

ION, why do I always have to watch the Nat'l Geo Arlington Cemetary doc? Never fails to make me cry and really wonder about what personality quirks the honor guards have. Don't get me wrong, I understand how the precision is a form of honor, but that these guys like it so freaking much is unnerving. Same sentiments about the Lenin's Tomb guard. When I went through the tomb, as we exited the little pathway outside the tomb, a little girl ahead of me just HURLED all over the boots of one of the guards. He didn't even look down. I waited 10 minutes. He didn't move. With vomit all over his shoes. I was freaked out (pickled Lenin put me well on the way, but that just pushed it.)


Ailleann - May 24, 2006 5:03:51 pm PDT #8854 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

American Idol (I can't believe I just outed myself like this...): OMG WHEE!!!


quester - May 24, 2006 5:10:20 pm PDT #8855 of 10002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Who?