Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:47:27 pm PDT #8744 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am not sure that would help you out. FYI, you can just delete things, ijs.


bon bon - May 23, 2006 2:49:01 pm PDT #8745 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

FYI, you can just delete things, ijs.

Seriously!


§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:50:12 pm PDT #8746 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can't be deleted unwatched, oh no. That would be baaaaad mojo.


amych - May 23, 2006 2:51:00 pm PDT #8747 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

amych is right about the prehensile tails

Dude! The incessant reading and rereading of every animal book in my elementary school's library has finally paid off after all these years!


msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:53:44 pm PDT #8748 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh ita. trapped by your own rules.


§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:56:08 pm PDT #8749 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whose rules would be better to be trapped by? I mean, once you define trapped in a sense deserving of sympathy yet applying to my situation.


msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:58:21 pm PDT #8750 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well duh, my rules. Everyone would be better under my rules.


tommyrot - May 23, 2006 2:59:20 pm PDT #8751 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Everyone would be better under my rules

That's one of her rules.


§ ita § - May 23, 2006 3:01:26 pm PDT #8752 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So you're saying that one should be trapped by your rules instead? Do these rules involve pink and tiny fists of fury?

Unrelatedly, they really need to let me go home. Stimulants wearing off.


tommyrot - May 23, 2006 3:04:35 pm PDT #8753 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

F2F for the faceblind: [link]

Prosopagnosia is the scientific term for faceblindness. As Beware of the Blog's Iowa Firecracker describes it, "for some reason, my fusiform gyrus isn’t hooked up properly and I can’t recognize human faces." She goes on to mention that she has been interviewed for an upcoming documentary about this rare condition, and that she met another faceblind for the first time, a guy named Glenn, who administers an email list for faceblind people.

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So Glenn and I met in a coffee shop, and drank some coffee, and he was very nice and a very interesting guy. When I try to remember what he looked like, I think of a sea captain on an old whaling vessel, I guess because of his facial hair or because of what he was wearing that day, and I wonder what he remembers of me.

I am not all that great at recognizing faces. Sometimes I make a conscious effort to study the face of someone if I think I'll meet that person again....