My kingdom for a nap! I am the anti-ita, all hopped down on protein and carbs. I'm about two grains of consciousness away from doing a faceplant into the keyboard for only the second time since I started this job 13 years ago.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - May 23, 2006 1:58:21 pm PDT #8734 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Consuela - May 23, 2006 2:00:47 pm PDT #8735 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Baboons are primates, but they are not monkeys.
§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:01:18 pm PDT #8736 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Too much crappy chocolate, green tea, and a Coke.
Before that, I was you, JZ.
eta: thanks, Suela. I will file them with the chimpanzees.
JZ - May 23, 2006 2:08:08 pm PDT #8737 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
eta: thanks, Suela. I will file them with the chimpanzees.
Your filing is so much more fun than mine.
msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:13:08 pm PDT #8738 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
My day at home has been pretty useless. I have uploaded music to my iTunes and have watched stuff off my DVR, that's it.
§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:13:50 pm PDT #8739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If only you knew the extent of the primate shenanigans, JZ. If only.
Theodosia - May 23, 2006 2:14:53 pm PDT #8740 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Vague memory says that 'prehensile tail' is one of the prime monkey attributes, so baboons get to occupy the less-heralded "lesser ape" category.
amych - May 23, 2006 2:15:52 pm PDT #8741 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
IIRC, only the new-world monkeys have prehensile tails.
§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:20:26 pm PDT #8742 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Baboons have canidlike faces. Totally an upgrade. Shame about the naked bottoms, though.
Msbelle, would you like to come over and clear up my TiVo? Much Miami Vice and British mystery.
Consuela - May 23, 2006 2:47:03 pm PDT #8743 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
amych is right about the prehensile tails, which is one of the reasons why primatologists should not watch The Jungle Book.