Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:20:26 pm PDT #8742 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Baboons have canidlike faces. Totally an upgrade. Shame about the naked bottoms, though.

Msbelle, would you like to come over and clear up my TiVo? Much Miami Vice and British mystery.


Consuela - May 23, 2006 2:47:03 pm PDT #8743 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

amych is right about the prehensile tails, which is one of the reasons why primatologists should not watch The Jungle Book.


msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:47:27 pm PDT #8744 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am not sure that would help you out. FYI, you can just delete things, ijs.


bon bon - May 23, 2006 2:49:01 pm PDT #8745 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

FYI, you can just delete things, ijs.

Seriously!


§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:50:12 pm PDT #8746 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can't be deleted unwatched, oh no. That would be baaaaad mojo.


amych - May 23, 2006 2:51:00 pm PDT #8747 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

amych is right about the prehensile tails

Dude! The incessant reading and rereading of every animal book in my elementary school's library has finally paid off after all these years!


msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:53:44 pm PDT #8748 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh ita. trapped by your own rules.


§ ita § - May 23, 2006 2:56:08 pm PDT #8749 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Whose rules would be better to be trapped by? I mean, once you define trapped in a sense deserving of sympathy yet applying to my situation.


msbelle - May 23, 2006 2:58:21 pm PDT #8750 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well duh, my rules. Everyone would be better under my rules.


tommyrot - May 23, 2006 2:59:20 pm PDT #8751 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Everyone would be better under my rules

That's one of her rules.