I am saddened to report that I heard jokes that were grosser than ita's in Jr. High.
You wouldn't happen to want to share? I mean, if they're actually funny.
Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.
'Serenity'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 19, 2006 3:59:13 am PDT #8128 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - May 19, 2006 4:01:52 am PDT #8129 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jeez, ita. I really really hope you have a nice restful weekend planned.
He then cut out the quotes he wanted for his paper, and pasted them in because he was too damn lazy to retype them.
What?!?!
The dean of students bought it and said he didn't have to pay anything as long as he promised not to do it again.
WHAT?!?!?! I swear to god, some people should not live.
I am wondering when I will be able to have a good night's sleep again. I'm thinking possibly Monday night? Last night, I was all keyed up and couldn't fall asleep, and then woke up well before my alarm for no apparent reason. Ugh.
Jars - May 19, 2006 4:07:34 am PDT #8130 of 10002
Apparently I missed a dirty joke, anyone care to fill me in? They're kind of my stock in trade.
§ ita § - May 19, 2006 4:15:30 am PDT #8131 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Here you go, Jars: ita "Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?" May 17, 2006 10:45:05 pm PDT It's not that funny.
I can't, absolutely can't, imagine the idiocy that goes into TRUE cut and paste and then excusing it. Though I did have a customer one time who printed and then cut bits of it out and pasted them in a different order to get her final copy. NOT AN ACTUAL BOOK, though. Which is important.
Oy. Work again. So soon!
Jars - May 19, 2006 4:20:35 am PDT #8132 of 10002
Heh. I don't know if the funny is worth the gross, but still, small heh.
Calli - May 19, 2006 4:24:19 am PDT #8133 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
a student cut the contents out of two bound volumes of periodicals (from a title that cost $2000 a year and took 3-4 years and hundreds of staff hours to replace). He then cut out the quotes he wanted for his paper, and pasted them in because he was too damn lazy to retype them.
That's a ticket to a really boring, not special in the slightest hell in my book (ahem). I have half a dozen library books in my car that were due yesterday and I'm mildly guilty over that. Intact, non-vandalized library books.
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2006 4:49:38 am PDT #8134 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I mean, if they're actually funny.
Ah, see, that would be the problem. I'm not sure I found them funny at the time, but there was a certain humorous cache to the gross-out joke when I was 13. Now, NSM.
Plus, too much typing for the result.
sarameg - May 19, 2006 5:12:08 am PDT #8135 of 10002
Something keeps invading my sinuses at night.
I scratched my eyeball fishing out an eyelash.
I don't want to work.
At least it's almost the weekend.
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2006 5:29:30 am PDT #8136 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Something keeps invading my sinuses at night.
A nosewig, p'r'aps?
sarameg - May 19, 2006 5:39:15 am PDT #8137 of 10002
Shut.up.
It's probably just low-level allergies (been sleeping with the windows open.)
The other night I made the cataclysmic mistake of using one of those allergy sinus sprays. While it worked, it worked. When it was done, I got rebound swelling that was worse.
I'm just whiney today. and that's different from any other day?