a student cut the contents out of two bound volumes of periodicals (from a title that cost $2000 a year and took 3-4 years and hundreds of staff hours to replace). He then cut out the quotes he wanted for his paper, and pasted them in because he was too damn lazy to retype them.

That's a ticket to a really boring, not special in the slightest hell in my book (ahem). I have half a dozen library books in my car that were due yesterday and I'm mildly guilty over that. Intact, non-vandalized library books.

I mean, if they're actually funny.

Ah, see, that would be the problem. I'm not sure I found them funny at the time, but there was a certain humorous cache to the gross-out joke when I was 13. Now, NSM.

Plus, too much typing for the result.

Something keeps invading my sinuses at night.

I scratched my eyeball fishing out an eyelash.

I don't want to work.

At least it's almost the weekend.

Something keeps invading my sinuses at night.

A nosewig, p'r'aps?

Shut.up.

It's probably just low-level allergies (been sleeping with the windows open.)

The other night I made the cataclysmic mistake of using one of those allergy sinus sprays. While it worked, it worked. When it was done, I got rebound swelling that was worse.

I'm just whiney today. and that's different from any other day?

This is from WAAAAY upthread, but I have to agree with Sue that there must be a moratorium on the use of Hallelujah, as sung by ANYONE, on TV shows. Just say no!

If she was referring to the Hallelujah I think she was, extra doubleplus moratorium since they were duplicating themselves! The pieta redux made me laugh, but the Hallelujah made me roll my eyes.

That was the Hallelujah I was refering to. The entire end made me laugh AND roll my eyes, which I am sure was not the desired effect.

It just made me roll my eyes. They practically came out of the socket from the eyerolling. Also, why don't these kids suddenly have cellphones, when they have them at all other times.

Yeah, a quick shot of no signal as Ryan fumbled at his phone, or even showing that he tried to find it, and it's broken or lost. Maybe an adult would have not thought of it reflexively, but I think a kid his age certainly would be texting the paramedics at this point.